theodore

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Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

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Biter jokes in the big 26

@jeffsbuckleys_ @Eminem

are these bars

gr1zzly…. Aw❤️

this dude had such a generational grocery haul i had to stunt it

@coffinnailbur not wrong are they

BROTHER

He was born 30 minutes ago

twitter mobile app when you try to do literally ANYTHING:

coworker of 8 days made a joke about my dick

“that’s nasty and perverted” okay yay!!!! yippeee!!!!

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

@copenhung Findom is basically the only kink dynamic that I struggle with the ethics of. Of all kink relationships, findom is the largest puncture between fantasy and reality.

*in an elevator* there's genuinely levels to this shit.. your friend that tried to kill themself two days ago but no one knows: *giggles* youre so dumb dude

That ai cinema creator can’t be older than 12

theres literally nothing to report on LMAOO

McDonald’s workers when you order thick thigh pussy salad:

💫 #qsmp #qsmpfanart