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Terrible tweets that get progressively worse over time

Lenny Noble, the son of Mark Noble, is named amongst the new fourteen scholars in the Academy of Football. ✍🏻⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI





🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United. Spurs submitted highest proposal (believed to be ~£85m guaranteed) & 21yo #WHUFC midfielder opted to join #THFC. Numbers beyond where #MUFC willing to go @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73847…


🚨 Newcastle thought they had a deal in place for Victor Muñoz — before a late Liverpool hijack. ✔️ 💰 Newcastle had a fee of £29m (+£4.3m) ACCEPTED by Osasuna and the player had AGREED personal terms and told #NUFC he wanted to sign. Agent fees were also agreed. 👨🏻⚕️ Newcastle had the wheels in motion for a medical over in the US and were on the verge of completing a deal. 😐 But they were instructed to wait over the last 24 hours by the player's representatives, and #LFC swooped. 🔴 Liverpool had always been at the table for Muñoz so they didn't come in last minute, but agreed £34.5m release clause (two instalments) and Muñoz chose Anfield. 🤷🏽♂️ Newcastle now trying to get to the bottom of what happened in the last 24 hours, but there was always top competition for the winger last few weeks.

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time. Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.


