Celeste🦋💞

@DanielofTruth Serves him right, why gift when you can’t let go?

A girl falsely accused a guy of st€aling her phone, which led to him being beaten. After hearing both sides, it was revealed that the guy had actually been spending money on her, only to later realize she was for the street. He then took the phone he had bought for her, which triggered the accusation and the chaos. Thankfully, the truth came out and the situation was resolved.

Hey celibate girlies do yall be Dj’ing is that allowed? Asking for a friend 👀 ☺️

Me: *wraps my legs around him* Him: (He did some kinda anime power up!!!!) Me: 🤯🌋🌊💦💧 Him: “That’s my girl, i knew you could do it”

‼️LIVE UPDATE‼️ He choking me in my ear talmbout “That’s my girl, i knew you could do it” 5 mins earlier he asked me to c*m for him. I told him i couldn’t. I don’t have any more in me. Him: *goes DEEPER* Are you sure about that? I’m sure i can help you find another one. 

Another Good News

@SuperSmada So no be 4times 😭😂

just once o! that fucking babe lies for pleasure😭

This 4’ 11 guy tried to approach me. Sweetie where are your parents

I love a man that doesn’t smoke but still lets his girl smoke in peace 😌 no complaints about the smell, the smoke, or how much you smoke.

I’m attracted to men who enjoy providing.

For married women: Tell us unmarried women something we should know. Please!

Ladies, tell me how you identify a horse without seeing it first?

no one is meaner than a man that is secretly gay!

To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new underwear every week?😭

I will never understand why a man would spend $70 on a video game 🙂

What is a polite way to say “I have to poop” as a woman?

Everyone is pregnant but no one’s married I’m confused ??

It's not a coincidence that white men started screaming COLLEGE IS A SCAM at the exact moment women and POC started to outperform them in higher education.

MEN, BE HONEST: What do you think when you see a girl whose face and body looks better than your wife’s/girlfriend’s?

You older women are aging like wine 😍