Shelby Duncan Howard

when I was 15 my Instagram bio was Matthew West lyrics. people change.

Stop trying to make inerrancy happen. It’s not going to happen. -Regina George

@AnnaFaithAdair I need more Kronk tweets on my feed

i relate to kronk because i want a thumbs up but not from my dad, but from my endocrinologist

@AnnaFaithAdair the way I ✨lost it✨ at the icarly theme song

review of Mean Girls: audience 0/10: @brendan_forster and i got ice thrown at us by middle school girls music 6/10: needed to be more broadway-y damien’s performance at the christmas show 11/10: “that was damien singing the icarly theme song in french for extra credit”

my Roman Empire is Jason Segel’s Dracula puppet musical

@AnnaFaithAdair girl I’ve been playing subway surfers this week. post grad thriving

i don’t know if this says anything about my current state but i did redownload temple run today

@erintozier brb gotta go blast some maddie zahm now

sometimes I miss church & then I hear that my old pastor used his allotted sunday sermon preaching time to be wildly homophobic & political and am like ah, right, this is why

@AnnaFaithAdair side eye…

the way some people talk about Jesus is that He is some representative in the heavenly congress. like??? that’s not my liberator i can tell you that much

the thing that makes the most sense to me in all of the marvel cinematic universe is Kirk from Gilmore Girls becoming a space pirate. you cannot convince me Sean Gunn is ever not playing Kirk. and I will not elaborate

@erintozier I knew it was going to be bad when I saw this, but I didn’t know it was NOTHING NEW BAD

the entire city of Nashville is now my enemy

y’all I was just trying to celebrate being inches from the finish line. someone tell me why I got three bot accounts wanting me to pay them to do my assignment. which is also laughable since the last paper is a Greek exegesis. I don’t even wanna know what they’d come up with

one more class tonight. one more assignment due tomorrow.

Rachel Held Evans with the best description of deconstruction I have ever heard.

@Jamescottonball Gus T. T. Showbiz obviously

today my husband told me that I’m the Gus to his Shawn. romance isn’t dead

@mother_duncan Oh no you’re right. First cry was when I found out I don’t have a Greek final exam, just the final paper.

@shelbydhow Pretty sure that wasn’t cry #1

whoever decided to both move and rearrange the theological reference section of the library DURING FINALS WEEK is deeply disturbed and caused my finals week cry number 1

imagine: you spend some time in the library Sunday working on your final papers and come back Wednesday to empty shelves. if you grew up like me you’re thinking there’s been a rapture of the commentaries and only the weird ones have been left behind

I’m out here with two weeks left in seminary still losing my mind in class over learning new things while also saying to myself “yeah you’re done with school after this. you don’t need to go back”

today I hit my move goal on my watch while TYPING. apparently I was reallll into this topic

@mother_duncan I’m convinced that his “hello” howl is purely to irritate her

@shelbydhow Annie strongly disagrees with his claims to squatters rights. But, he doesn’t even pee when he sees G anymore, so we will take it.

my dog has decided that he owns my parents house, skipped through the front door to wreak havoc this weekend. annoyed but also proud because he used to be scared of carpet, asphalt, cats, the leash, cars, trash cans, and pretty much everything else