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@OliReading Was it a Hackney Carriage?

#EastEnders "take this hurse to hackney!" 🤔

@OliReading Yeah. It was a bit dead

#EastEnders soap funeral episodes are usually quite dull ☹️

@OliReading I fucked up. Should have said... did you recognise the wooden new cast member who'd "never had a dream come true" till tonight?

#EastEnders Nigel having a Vulcan funeral 😲

@OliReading did you notice the ex-eastender making a reappearance tonight as a new character? #jackryder

@OliReading Good point.

#Corrie surely Megan is a flight risk if she already had tickets🤔

@OliReading Martin Lewis probably would. Should stick it into a fixed rate pot of smugness. #martinlewismoneyshow

#TheCage no one will mind that they've dashed off with a bag full of money 😬

@OliReading Rafferty Coope... very good, but reminds me of Anthea Turner. Crying out for a slap.

This could have been about a lot of acts 😬 #bgt x.com/Matt_Harries_/…

@OliReading Mamma Mia!

#BBCEurovision UK have no chance ☹️

@OliReading If you didn't have a headache before, bet you did after watching Sonya on the One Show last night!

@OliReading Let's hope the deranged songwriters have managed to reach all the way to the bottom of the barrel again this year.

#BBCEurovision I suspect the first time I'm going to hear the UK entry will be Saturday night 🤔

@NotFarLeftAtAll Haircut

It’s Tony Blair’s 73'° birthday. What present would you give him?

@OliReading How long till she sets him on fire?

#Corrie Daniel Vs Hope - she's always going to win that one!

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Who cares. As long as someone finally does something about the disgraceful state of our unsafe roads its fine by me.

Terrible News. @reformparty_uk are fixing potholes by using one of our greatest ever British manufacturers machines. British councils buying British machines to fix British roads employing British people in Britain. Truly shocking.

@OliReading Make Ian Hislop go away. In fairness, only the 2 mentions of Liz Truss last night

#HIGNFY "make Andrew go away" 😀

@JRLOakley Are you AI?

I’m not “fit”, I’m not a “catch”, I have issues and things I’m not proud of in my past - but I have a lot to give. Why do people pass me over so easily?

@Byromew @PamSeripha @danwootton Oh, glad you explained. I thought they were his rent boys.

@PamSeripha @danwootton Not ignorant at all! These are three Ukranian models who decided to set fire to Keir Starmers Home and cars. No explanation has been given yet as no one has heard why they did it. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

This is a complete lie. Lady Victoria Starmer no longer resides in Downing Street with the children, is more miserable than she’s ever been, and wants him out of the job ASAP. I feel sorry for her being used as a political tool based on a fantasy.

@benonwine Is this an April fools joke?

What advice would you give Suzy Eddie Izzard.

@OliReading Not so bad now. At one time there were as many gays as straights in Corrie. I'm a gay bloke, but it drives me mad having all the poofs on screen just so they can tick some woke boxes.

Will Peter crash in and object to the wedding? 😲 #Corrie

@narindertweets From the little I know about Gary Neville, I'd say wanker is quite a good assessment.

My god- this is so bad! Gary Neville has had the courage and integrity to call out the division and hate that's on the rise in this country and here are some middle aged men proving his point- by verbally abusing him infront of his wife/partner. Horrible! On behalf of ethnic minorities- we thank you @GNev2

@_TightWadBill @jackreacharound Do you only pay tax here half a year?

@jackreacharound No I’m not, I just live here half the year you dumb fuck 😂

How pathetic has your life got to be to put this shite on your house 😂