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What’s your favorite scary movie?

And when you finally make it in life, may your health never fail you.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

all of my character development has been against my will

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

Having children while poor is child abuse 😭

When the man is evil but the family is amazing. How’d that happen?

I won the genetic lottery with my son I cannot believe I took a 50/50 gamble with his looks like that. Thank god he looks like me & my mother.

Looking in the mirror the week before your period:

I was white girl shocked. My flabbers were gasted, in fact.

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

What a ginormous mountain I conquered. I am so proud of myself.

3 more mf weeks!!

“i don’t like how you paint me, yet im still here hanging”

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched. THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

I will marry the guy that emails me when i block him

“Men suffer in silence." No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit. They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

PGA ✨

It is imperative to master the skill of letting go of people when the version of them you knew no longer exists. It is so detrimental to know when to see that the person you miss can be dead & gone while also still apart of this world & to accept that new reality ✨

I don’t care how happy he makes you please don’t get pregnant😭