Jamie Lyons

is this the most famous selfie now or

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

@normally_inbed Excuse you.

make it stop

his weapons cameo got a tobey maguire in no way home level reaction out of me

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

Time to lay down and conserve some energy knowing I have to Charlie mae to get two vaccines later and she’s gonna melt dooooooown. 😩😞

The female gaze is perfectly exemplified by the fact that women are feral over Tom Hiddleston while exactly zero of us are attracted to Thor.

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

@they0ungknight AHHHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️

if NYC is on one side, i'm on the same

this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department

We can solve our nation’s debt crisis by having Donald Trump and Elon Musk fight live on Pay-Per-View.

Elon rn

Well this is pretty ominous when your dad is dead. 😳