Fernando

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me :

when you stop texting first and realize nobody really fw you

"Why can't you sleep?" Me every night:

men 3 months after they put a woman first

how life feels when nb knows what you're up to or where u are

-No girlfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hrs work -Life is good

lowkey losing my mind

me when someone tells me to do something but I'm already doing it

“wyd today?” me:

trying to socialize in a place where I don't know anyone

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

@kirawontmiss 6 second clip that took 3 weeks to make btw

if a fan can do this a trillion-dollar company like Amazon has no excuse

@OmoAlade007 with the way that mf was moving that shii could’ve genuinely bounced off of him 😭✌🏽

@oyemnassxo hol up didn’t thula die to omni man in season 2?😭

I love battle beast so much!! #Invincible #InvincibleSeason4

@nerdyomniman “hey donald watch this multi-billion dollar combo”

Billions of dollars per teleport btw 💀

Claim it.