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@elonmusk There is no hope here

2023年1月3号 老师打电话给我 我不接 我贼酷 整个就是莫挨老子

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无聊到每天哄猫睡觉

周末好无聊

凌晨手机响 把我魂吓没半条 瞌睡吓醒原来是死去的前男友突然攻击我 说不同意分手 TMD我说可是我们已经分手一年多了 他说反正他没同意就是没分。 啊**********🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 别人的前男友嘘寒问暖白月光 我的前男友装疯卖傻臭傻逼 给我死🤺🤺🤺

@elonmusk FUCKING TRUE

@elonmusk 🙋🏻‍♀️

What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 👼

选错导师少活十年，昨晚到现在就睡了两个小时，头发一把一把的掉，黑眼圈比熊猫还重。cnmd sb chishilani 你个choushabi nmd

真的无聊到爆，呈贡啥时候能好

@Gl_acial @POTUS FU

I look forward to hosting Finnish President Sauli Niinistö at the White House this afternoon for a bilateral meeting. We’ll be discussing the latest developments regarding Russia’s war on Ukraine and how to strengthen European security.

@elonmusk Mr. musk, do you need a baby sitter after you immigrate to Mars? I've had enough time on earth, but I can't afford to emigrate to Mars. If you need a nanny, I think I can do the job. I'm a Chinese, I can cook and tell jokes.