Lawrence Sheppard

Huge day for Jonny English today

@MattyBurrows1 On this rare occasion it was disappointingly a no mate 😕

@sheppard__ Was this before or after you had a refreshment at the Hydrant? Asking for a mate 😉

Gentleman just asked me on the platform at Monument whether the train went to Embankment, I nodded and told him 5 stops as a guess and our survey says ✅

@chanot_olly Did you call them to complain and then get that in writing? Would be worth cancelling then rejoining on a introductory offer rate!

Nuffield having a pop at ruining my Friday by putting membership up by £2. Watch me have one extra shower there a month to claim that £2 with soaring energy prices 🙃

@niccoyat “You’re not 19 forever, pull yourself together”🎵

THE MATH NOT MATHING RN??

Hit Dad with the Uno reverse card 👍🏻

@skovern Outstanding

@nwalton2502 @MMurrish Ground source and air source are very similar in seasonal efficiency these days.

@MMurrish And iirc those figures are only true for ground source not air source heat pumps. Ground source needs an area of land around three times that of the property being heated.

#countryfile heat pumps are only “3 or 4” times more efficient than a boiler if they are used correctly. Otherwise they are not. In the U.K. they are rarely used correctly. #Insulate should be the message

Unexpected item in the bagging area

@lolgeorgee And tell yourself you’re doing it to know what to expect when you get back to work. Yea same

Forget the latest date for Royal Mail to get your presents to you in time. This year it’s all about the COVID cut off date, what’s the latest you can catch it without ruining Christmas?

@skovern That perfect “woohooo” 😂

Screw The New York Times. I pay my buddy Luke $12.99 a month to text me every morning about the news he’s reading.

Got Dad on the ol Tweetbook

Looking forward to the big opening tweet from Dad, @MarkShe01280771

My response @AdamSandler

Happy Gilmore 2 plzzzz

Mums want to see you eat well when you move out. But not better than they used to feed you when you were at home. Remember that.