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@Glinner That’s funny cos he told me you’re a cunt

@CelticFC Lol

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Defeat. #AVLLIV

You’ve inadvertently exposed him as being cool as fuck

@MJtweetings @A_M_R_M1 We know what you did to Macaulay Culkin

@A_M_R_M1 This man is a complete disgrace. The sooner he leaves the premier league the better.

🚨 The journalist: “What do you think about Lamine Yamal’s actions yesterday during FC Barcelona’s league title celebrations, and should a player avoid interfering in matters unrelated to football?” Pep Guardiola: “And should you also avoid interfering in things that are not your specialty? You are here to ask me about tomorrow’s match against Crystal Palace F.C.. Despite that, I will answer your question..... A football player is a role model followed by millions, and his opinion is influential, so he should express his opinion when necessary. What would you do if you found your wife and children under the rubble of homes like them there? Would you come here to the press conference to talk about a player wearing a shirt and running after a ball?? Of course not!! You do not choose the topics we want to talk about, so those are things outside your specialty. Lamine’s stance is something he should be proud of — he has now become the talk of the world.”

@KTHopkins Lol

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours: “On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists. Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.” It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

Savile would be strutting up and down the corridors of Stoke Mandeville spinal unit in these shitters causing absolute murder

Worse than Covid this pandemic

@UT_1878_FT @MikeKearney1 4th

@MikeKearney1 Fair weather fans, 5th in the league by the way, current champions by the way, owners just spent 500 billion by the way 😂😂 kopites are fucking gobshites la 😂

Does anyone know what time last entry is to Anfield on match day. genuinely thinking of going in as late as possible for the last game haha. Only going to say farewell to two legends

@liverblokelfc Will never top “Bring on your international army”

I know it means very little in the grand scheme of things with what we have to watch these days but the Luis Garcia song. For us who were about in 2005, it was he came from Barca " To bring us joy" and not "To Liverpool" Might sound petty but it boils my piss 😂

Yellow

@LFC Christ

The Reds to take on Chelsea 🔴 #LIVCHE

@Matthardy_BR Why are you so out of breath

We need a revolution not a vote for more of the same bollox, all they do is decimate the place, this is the only way to vote atm 💪☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@LFCTransferRoom @KamilBerberler Will look unreal in a 2-0 away loss to Forest

⬜️🟥 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗗: Liverpool 26-27 Away Shirt (via @KamilBerberler)

@boozearmada2 @TRobinsonNewEra You’re brave piping up considering there were screenshots of you talking to a 14 year old girl on here a few months ago 😭

@SheppyShapes @TRobinsonNewEra No it was "stand up if you think the bindipper fans murdered their own"

BREAKING: Comedian Peter Kay has just been ushered off stage early into his show at the Utilia Arena in Birmingham and audience told to evacuate the building. Situation unfolding.

@KemiBadenoch Why is this man always wet

Graham Linehan should never have been dragged through the courts in the first place. The real scandal is a system that wastes time on litigious nonsense driven by professional activists while serious crime goes unpunished. We need to kill cancel culture. Free speech cannot survive if the process becomes the punishment. This is why I asked Toby Young to review the laws that are stifling free speech so the next Conservative government can put an end to this wasting of our resources.

@gunnerking_14 You fielded a rapist every weekend for five years

Leicester: Deducted 6 points due to financial breaches. Sheffield Wed: Deducted 18 points due to financial breaches. West Brom: Deducted 2 points due to financial breaches. Everton: 8 points deduction due to financial breaches. Forest: 4 point deduction for financial breaches. Chelsea: €31m fine and suspended transfer ban over 2 years for 74 breaches of financial FairPlay. City: Yet to be charged for 115 breaches of financial FairPlay. A total of 189 charges in the fa cup final but it’s Arsenal everyone wants to see fail and say are ruining the game with our set piece play. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rustyrockets Nonce

The truth will set you free.

@SammiePressdee @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @rustyrockets He fucked a kid

There is a MISLEADING clip circulating of Russell Brand and his Bible. I understand some might not have the attention span to watch a two hour interview. Try 4 minutes please. Here he reads a passage and recalls another BY HEART! Writing in Bibles is TINY. Russell’s faith may be the only thing keeping him going. Think of his wife and small children. Think of all the people he helped get off drugs. Wait for the jury to decide his fate. Let’s not break Gods commandments by bearing false witness. CONTEXT matters.