Callum

What a journey this was with @JayBillings_ Over 4L of tequila, 3726 limes and 48 hours of chronic diarrhoea. We got Cancun’d

A six-minute VAR delay with 25 replays to decide which of the multiple set-piece wrestling manoeuvres was clearly and obviously worthy of punishment. A fittingly decisive moment for the 2025-26 Premier League season.

Yet 2 managers asked in 2 separate windows for a replacement cb, and they were both turned down. Nice of them to admit their faults, even if they didn’t mean to

🥲🥲🥲

Rosenior will be framed as an outlier, the problem and portrayed as a mistake that should not represent anything broader. When it’s the complete opposite, his failing is a complete reflection on the people who hired him and the culture that has festered.

No win in 5 No goals in 5 No clean sheet in 12 The axe needs to work overtime this week and many many people need to go. First one out the door Rosenior, it’s far from being all his fault but he is not competent to manage a premier league club.

@SpursITKhub @Akersey93 @jordandw22 @AlasdairGold Certainly acting like one

@Akersey93 @jordandw22 @AlasdairGold I’m certainly not a bitch

Both of Spurs' centre-backs are now on a yellow card just 36 minutes into the contest.

Horner or bust

Yeah unlucky Paris you can have this one

We are a fucking embarrassment

@MattP1Tommy Couldn’t agree more, proper riled me every time they referenced this. The only thing it is is super shit, needs to be something they address very quickly but sadly think it’s here to stay. I like a lot of things about the new regs but this is a real mood killer, especially in Q

“It’s not a super thing it’s a disgrace” What do you think to F1’s new ‘super clipping’?

Couldn’t make it up

This where at aged 12 I learned that anger and awe could be experienced simultaneously

@FPLMate @SayedZeesh

@SayedZeesh Hi mate, sorry if you feel wronged here. This is a topic that people speak about every season, I myself have posted the same thing in the past and also in videos. With respect, I don’t follow you and didn’t see your tweet. It’s just a common topic - nothing more sinister! ❤️

I didn't want to call it out but a few of my followers have flagged this to me so I just want to say @FPLMate you already have a big following on YouTube, 100 times the followers on X, compared to most of us. The least you can do is NOT copy-paste content of accounts that are much smaller and trying to make their mark among the larger audience. Do better mate. #FPL #FPLCommunity

@BradPoole31 Steelers joint record in tact, best night in our history this decade

@shepsyy Hope that’s working out well for you

@BradPoole31 hope you lose

Oh they really did not like this one 😂

@startonpole 33

Adrian Newey has cooked here

Who wants it⁉️ RP for your chance to win this signed @JoeyPorterJr jersey!

Arsenal have the most unlikeable squad in the league and that's even after getting rid of the rapist that they were all protecting for the past few years

Reece James walked into midfield battles with Rice and Rodri, walks away with Man of the Match in both 😂