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you go to dutch bros when you’re really in the mood to drink a cake

me when someone tells me something i already know

I only threw this Nathan 4 You

DEEPLY UNINTERESTED IN PREPARING MEALS FOR MYSELF.

girl who's going to be ok

close enough, welcome back princess diana

during the famine of 2027 my four gay sons and i had to ration our khloe kardashian protein popcorn

going out tonight! my goal is to be completely hilarious

@islandreddd i’ve unfortunately had so many

i don’t really trust people who like martinis that shit is Not Good you have to be lying

i don’t like lorde’s music and i’ve never understood the appeal there i said it

if i was promised that my body wouldn't be affected i would eat nothing but blueberry eggos until the end of time

do you wanna come over and do this

I’m just thankful The Pope was alive long enough to see Katy Perry land on the moon

every single year i get at least 2 texts from my mom telling me i should watch american idol

he didn’t ask me to be his joint for 4/20 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

to slay or not to slay

Salmon: