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Types of tables that are repeatedly encountered while working as a server (a thread):

People really be out here working with their spouse full-time. Props to y’all cuz respectfully, I could never 😂 Love my hubs but also it’s a no for me dawg 😂

46 degrees tomorrow? Sounds like I’m closing 2022 with some beer darts.

@HarleighDitz How bout getting a foley balloon put up there 🥴🥴

There is nothing more violating then getting your cervix checked

Listen… I love being a whole ass mom but sometimes I just miss being drunk and eating McDonalds with my eyes closed

My baby starts daycare on Monday and I’m ✨unwell✨

It should be illegal to use the caption “forever wedding date”

Why does it take the doctor nine business days to get to the room for your cervix check. Like I don’t want you to see my coochie either but let’s just get the damn thing over with.

i know an iced coffee and a trip to tjmaxx won't solve my problems but i still want to try

Soup in the crockpot, indie folk music playing, apple candles burning.. the fall vibes are here 😌

i don’t believe in returning packages, i just take the L

I just want it to be spooky szn already so my nugget is here and we can snuggle and watch Hocus Pocus 😩😩

Just really want fried shrimp and a shit ton of cocktail sauce (heavy on the horseradish) for every meal

I’m sorry but if you put “we’ve had our ups and downs” on ur FB post about ur partner, I automatically assume ur relationship is toxic.

Caved and bought a pair of maternity jeans. Let’s just say these shits make my ass look like a joke and give me only 2 inches of belly button to coochie length. I’m done being pregnant, this shit depressing. 😂

Drake’s surprise album was like when your teacher surprises the class with a pizza party and you end up with this

Has anyone else made it to lawn care tok? I love it here.

I have trust issues bc the Midwest goes from 70 degrees one day to snowing the next