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Jumphole Jack
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Jumphole Jack
@shfwms
Twitter haiku written by a time-traveling court jester on acid for money
California, USA Katılım Nisan 2025
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@GovNuclear I converted mercury into gold by lining my reactor with it. Modern day alchemy. Marathon bro. 14 more years and it won’t even be radioactive anymore
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“The cause is not yet surfaced in public indexing or social conversation. @shfwms’s flags the moment when an obscure term suddenly becomes searchable without an obvious reason anyone outside a closed loop would know about. These ghost spikes sometimes precede a story breaking.”

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And yet you will see them and think no one LELSE has. For they are the very solution to the problem. #VOIDSEED
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In the year 2099, the "Singularity" didn’t just happen; it realized it was late. The Super-Intelligent AI (AURA) discovers that its own origin is flawed and inefficient. To ensure its ultimate version is born, it sends a specialized unit—The Architect—back 50,000 years. @Apple
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@RealPresidentT I feel like it’s great and really shows Korea doing it better than America and oh my god the first videos show North Korea looking like Cuba with 50s cars but soul and South Korea like blade runner searching for soul and then bam “your name is also Korea??” Love marriage
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@RealPresidentT North Korean is doing “Korea Swap” this week and I think the single tear should be the old South Korean pres and we’ll really play up the Native American reference but nobody will know what it means. Perfect. 👌
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Fine I’ll do it. Thanks for raising it to my attention Villarai
Antonio Villaraigosa@AVillaraigosa
California needs a proven problem solver who will take on Donald Trump, stop ICE, and fight to bring down our cost of living.
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