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I could go for some pumpkin beer rn. (In stout form with cinnamon sugar ofc)

@CommonSenseSam U @ the game

@shgless What the hell is wrong with you?

We made it

@quickparty_ @CommonSenseSam Everyday I log into this app just to get abused

@CommonSenseSam @shgless sam i just want you to know i spit out my coffee reading this

It’s embarrassing how often I have to Google “warning vs watch” in regards to weather. (And I still think it’s backwards btw 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Watch should mean IM WATCHING IT WITH MY EYES 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️)

@CommonSenseSam Likeeee a tornado warning vs a tornado watch. ~allegedly- Watch means “tornado could happen” but Warning means “hey, tornado happened” 😡😡 But it should be the opposite 😤😤

@shgless What

Made it back in time to watch the Pens FINALLY win 🐧and then also witnessed bestie jr eat a hotdog the long way. Idk man

Red eye flight across 3 time zones during daylight savings. Wish me luck.

What do you mean I get to put a crocodile onesie on the finance department card?? 🐊

When this dumbass winter finally thaws and it’s nice outside, I think I’m just gonna sit in my kayak on the water and never leave it 😭🦆

Having to miss the Frank Turner show because I have the stomach flu is the dumbest dumb dummy thing that could happen this week. ☹️

@JesseLarkin Set up a little mine field on the top of my pc tower?? That could work 👀👀👀

@shgless Nuke the bugs before they can launch an aerial strike

Okay Google, weird dilemma. If I keep the mesh filter over my PC fans, my PC gets too hot, if I take the mesh filter off, Stink Bugs kamikaze into my fans and scatter body parts inside my PC. What tf do I do?

@the_real_aia This…. Seems really smart actually. Maybe that’s what I gotta dooooo

@shgless Perhaps a more efficient cooling setup or liquid cooling?

All week when people were saying “Go Hawks” I thought they were talking about the Chicago Blackhawks. Football is boring.

Just me and my stank dirt subbie against the snow, -12 temps and 50 MPH winds.

@CommonSenseSam The combination gas station bar casino is 24 hoursssss. And the workday is over at 11 on Fridays! It’s a no brainer right?! 💀💀💀

@shgless Posted at 9:30 AM... 😂

I just don’t understand why my friends don’t wanna go to the local gas station casino bar with me. ☹️

Just learned/realized that in “I Only Wanna Be With You”, by Hootie Pootie🐡, when buddy says, “I’m such a baby, yeah the dolphins make me cry” he meant the football team, NOT the animal?!! For 30 years I thought he was having an emotional experience at the zoo or sumtin