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Baseball is here. Baseball is inside your home. Baseball is beneath your skin. Can you feel it?

Working through it Wednesday.

@DreadedJai It’s so funny

They’re about to get even more racist on here 😭

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Tried on women’s deodorant and I already feel hot and correct about everything.

@AliceBunnyland2 He tries his best.

@shhakes No way I love that guy

Last night we let the fucking idiot talk.

Woke up to find 3 bags of food I ordered last night still at my front door and now I’m hearing colors. I need to be put down.

@mystikfernx She is.

@shhakes i’m choosing to believe it cus she’s a real ass bish hehe

i’m so serious i rewatch all the stuff i take each day and i wanna cry every time like what a brave sweet baby

@mystikfernx I’m choosing to believe she wouldn’t say that because she loves you.

@shhakes she said “that bitch looks unemployed and like she got time for me” and she was right

@mystikfernx Right place right time 💟

@shhakes tbh, the kitten chose me. i just happened to be walking by one night and saw her mewing for help 🥺

@mystikfernx Yeah you’re right, there are a few things like it. You’re doing something very cool.

@shhakes that’s so awesome 🥹 there really is something so special about gaining the trust of an otherwise wild creature and helping make sure it sees another day. bonus feels for when said creature sees you as a safe space 🖤

@mystikfernx I had an aunt who bought some land and built part of it for strays to come and go as they pleased. I think she must have fostered in the tonnes. But I would always love going there and helping out. Something about that was always very comforting.

@shhakes i grew up finding kittens at my gpa’s farm, so i knew it was just a matter of consistency and time. but i’m soooo happy she let me pet her today 🥹 hopefully another day or two i can bring her home and get her better care

@beepbat Love that for him

@shhakes HE DOES

A gen Xer is sitting in front of me and sexting- I’m absolutely reading his messages and dying lmao

Yeah I’m poly Poly gonna drink 18 beers tonight

Put the gun down I’m so tired of naming stuff

@AliceBunnyland2 🫶

I know I’m healing because I’m listening to Charli xcx again