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The only NYC social groups I allow my irrational tribal hatred to fully manifest for are midtown finance people and white Brooklyn hipsters (baristas). May every piece of dog shit I dodge find the soles of their shoes.
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Watching an old lady coloring on the subway. She's clicking numbers with a stylus and then clicking the corresponding number area in the image to place the color. The image is a dog. I'm not sure if it's really coloring, but it must be immensely satisfying.
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Insane to me that women will walk around wearing just leggings. Like what are you a court jester from the Middle ages?
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Lots of people in the subway, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of old Jamaican women. Where are they all going??
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Anybody else ever feel like your password is still typed wrong but it's just letting you slide?
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Every other post on this site is just some ridiculous claim with people posting contradicting information right below it
Richard@ricwe123
Benjamin Netanyahu’s brother Iddo Netanyahu has lost his life after Iranian missile strikes on Netanyahu’s family home. Apparently the Iranians now have this family squarely in their crosshairs......
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Anybody else try to rip the toilet paper off in one clean pull like a samurai cutting a bamboo stalk, or is that just me?
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@StephenM You ever read 1984? It's like you think you can obscure state violence by just changing the words
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A domestic terrorist tried to assassinate federal law enforcement and this is your response? You and the state’s entire Democrat leadership team have been flaming the flames of insurrection for the singular purpose of stopping the deportation of illegals who invaded the country.
Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar
Donald Trump and all your lieutenants who ordered this ICE surge: watch the horrific video of the killing today. The world is watching. Thousands of citizens stopped and harassed. Local police no longer able to do their work. Kids hiding. Schools closed. Get ICE out of Minnesota NOW. And Republicans in congress: Stop your silence and stop being complicit.
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Walk in to the staff room and it smells like microwaved fish, female coworker notices my face contort and, thinking I'm reacting to it being all ladies in the room, says "a lot of estrogen", and I had to bite my tongue not to point out the joke she was unintentionally making
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Just like the US invented terrorism and then attacked the countries that it trained terrorists in, the US invented drug trafficking will use it as an excuse to attack any country
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Assistant coach quit because I wouldn't stop introducing him as my ass coach
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Going into Mommy's (wife's) purse for candy (Pepto)
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@rick_paulas @C_Sommerfeldt Bro this is fucking sick you are a g!!!!
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For the first time ever -- Negative Value Money
Jeff Wells@JeffWellsRigInt
Feels like it's stopped being funny how crazy things are.
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@PresidentToguro Did cap corgi steal your home or did you steal his?
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“HE WAS ONLY 22 YOU SICK FUCK”
santos-inistas@JDabknee
trying to act normal while my 26 year old “friend” introduces me to his 22 year old boyfriend
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@Arthu15595 @GueshCtrl Disgusting racist response. Reflect and grow, you are embarrassing
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@GueshCtrl Les images sont insoutenables, c'est vraiment des trucs de maghrébins que de faire ça , faut vraiment tous les rémigrer en la mémoire de JP et des milliers d'autres françaises et français, victimes de l'immigration. Ce peuple nuit à tout ceux qu'il approche
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@persianjewess We got Nazis replying angrily to lies made by the modern Nazi equivalent, what a crazy world . Don't get the wrong idea Nazi scum, you and the zionists are getting the same trials when justice is served.
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Zohran Mamdani’s senior advisor Linda Sarsour.
But I’m sure he only hates Zionists not Jews. 🙄
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In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
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You guys got any inexplicable mental experiences? Every time I stand up and get a head rush my mind goes M I S S I O N .
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