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@BradenTheBlerd Yep lived there for three years and got to witness the horrors firsthand. Still an awesome city

@shifpapi Living in Southie in 2025. Tourist x.com/shifpapi/statu…

I like to call this type of person a “Noah Kahan American”. They make up about 80% of the city of Boston and have made an otherwise cool city a cultural hellhole

@MikeK14147650 Those are the exact people filling Fenway Park for his concerts. Can throw Zach Bryan, Mt. Joy, and Hozier into this grouping as well

@shifpapi That’s such a misread. Cisco/Tall Ship fans are mostly former Greek life members, mid 20s finance bros, and normies from the suburbs who come in for the day. Kahan fans are a completely separate phenotype

@MSRterps Looneys is maybe the 3rd best bar in college park

Top 5 Bars in the US Sean Bolan’s - Bel Air, MD Gene’s Bar - Pittsburgh, PA Bottle & Cork - Dewey Beach, DE Looneys Pub - College Park, MD Claddagh Pub - Baltimore, MD

@MobtownDare Baltimore is the only one to blame. Pimlico is a shithole in a horrid area. Don’t blame them going elsewhere

There is no PREAKNESS without BALTIMORE. I will not be recognizing this as Preakness week. See you in 2 more years.

@Terrapins247 He was a grinder and a big reason that team made the tournament. No Galin Smith slander on my watch EVER

Six years ago today, Galin Smith transferred from Alabama to Maryland. What do you remember most about the Galin Smith era in College Park? ⬇️

@usethemetrics Hilarious tweeting this out with 15 minutes left

Deep numbers don’t lie Stay locked in 🙏🏻

@rob_hermann86 Has the game started yet

Get ready to meet Paul Skenes on Opening Day pal

@ChrisFull40 DURRRRRRRR

If Willard is the guy: I’m pumped about this. And I want to make abundantly clear, in no uncertain terms: I don’t feel bad for Maryland. Villanova is no villain. We simply gave a fuck. You didn’t. Keep gloating about your big football paychecks. You earned this, congrats!

@W_B_Rick Might be the worst take I’ve ever seen on this app. Holy hell

I am respectfully putting Gandalf on fraud watch -Barely able to resist the ring -Let Christopher Lee take his staff and make him breakdance -Insisted on going up the mountain just for Christopher Lee to dunk on him again -Killed by the big monster Nice guy though.

@JunksRadio @EmmanuelAcho Twerking for Emmanuel Acho🥀🥀🥀

@EmmanuelAcho My daughter Kelsie says she sees you at her gym frequently. You should come on our show to talk ball. We’ve been the top rated sports show in DC for 30 years. JP Flaim

I love Brian Flores, I hate him for the Ravens. If you know Brian Flores or people who have played for him, you already know why. If not, watch this:

@archeohistories This is slop and so is Emily’s translation

When Emily Wilson published her translation of The Odyssey, it quietly but decisively shifted how many readers understood one of the foundations of Western literature. For centuries, English versions of the poem had been shaped by male translators who often filtered Homer’s Greek through Victorian, Edwardian, or mid-20th Century assumptions about gender, class, and morality. Wilson approached the text with a different aim: fidelity not to tradition, but to the language itself. Her translation pays close attention to what the Greek actually says, rather than what earlier translators assumed it meant. Where previous versions softened Odysseus into a noble hero or exaggerated the moral failings of female characters, Wilson strips away editorial judgment. Words that had long been rendered with moralizing or misogynistic overtones—especially when applied to women, servants, or the enslaved—are reexamined and translated with consistency and precision. A term describing women as sexually suspect, for example, is no longer quietly upgraded to “faithful” or “pure” when it suits male sympathy. Equally important is what Wilson avoids. She resists anachronistic language that romanticizes violence, hierarchy, or domination. Her Odysseus is clever and ruthless, not automatically admirable; Penelope is intelligent and strategic, not merely patient and chaste. Enslaved women are named as enslaved, not euphemized into “maids,” forcing modern readers to confront the social realities the poem assumes rather than smoothing them away for comfort. Wilson’s choices don’t modernize Homer—they clarify him. By refusing to insert gendered judgment or inherited bias, her translation reveals how much earlier versions reflected the values of their translators rather than the ancient text. The result is an Odyssey that feels sharper, more unsettling, and more honest: a poem about power, survival, and storytelling itself, finally allowed to speak without centuries of moral varnish. © Reddit #archaeohistories

@cosby_innocent @realhoopermovie @penishorts Helluva pro pic brother. Agree too

@realhoopermovie @penishorts Kevin O Leary killed this role you’re just being a bitch about it because kevin o Leary is also a horrible person

There’s a third act reveal in Marty Supreme that it’s actually a vampire movie and then it’s just never mentioned again or affects the plot at all.

@ZeroSuitCamus They talk about the Trojan Horse in the odyssey buddy

They’re including the horse. Aeneidslop movie, it’s over Homerbros.

@BacardiCapital Feel like Cloud Atlas insists upon itself

Here's my taste

Movie suggestion?

We live in the ruins of a once great Empire

@Hoopss Kobe and KD

Tell me the 2 WORST players in this photo

@rjb1311 This has nothing to do with your (double dipping!) fandom. Just that I was vindicated not even five months later!

@shifpapi Not hurting too bad with the number one team in the country it’s ok

Does he know that USC has always been in a conference?

@rjb1311 Hey Bing! Just thought of a pretty good reason Notre Dame should join a conference

@shifpapi If you can give me one good reason why notre dame should want to join a conference I’m all ears

@JeffDLowe How many colleges do you cheer for?

Tough loss. Arizona is elite. HOWEVER… down two starters? Can’t hate that effort. This #UConn team at full strength is going to be a damn problem. They win that game tonight if Reed plays. No doubt in my mind. Love this team already.