Shit Seb Says

I kinda miss smc man. I was the king over there, everyone knew me

*in line at Howlin’s talking to a stranger* “i slept with my mom till I was ten “

you guys made me take a QB cuz yall dont like my self

my head hurts i think im gonna go to urban care

i just had the best tacos of my life

Seb has Yeezys

why dont they twitter.com/sebastianstrot…

do you see this fucking zest?!

bro i just baked a pie.. the juice was squeezed fresh!

ok the ed sheeran version of xo tour life is harder than the original

your brain is on a skillet do you realize that!

if i was homeless the only thing i'd really need is a juul

*throws sandwich on floor* Its disintegratable!!

Seb just yelled "SPANK ME!" in the middle of the Four Seasons

@neginkarrari sick

I'm nice at violin but its too nice to bring it out in front of unworthy people, im still homies with my old teacher he just had a baby

@Danieelllaaa looks like a constipated monkey from the wizard of oz

I pooped my pants on an airplane