ShitpostShaman
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@MorenoLivin @smrtdeath Have you not seen wolf of Wall Street pal
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@smrtdeath Drug twitter is full of lul brains yeah let me give the guy overdosing more drugs it’s definitely the cure.
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wish these guys the worst but offering ur friend who is (probably kholing) adderall is a good thing actually
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
Clavicular’s friend Androgenic was reportedly KICKED OUT and shipped back to Australia after showing no awareness during Clavicular’s overdose and failing to deliver content throughout Mog World Order 🫢 Via WandoAscends
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@goldfiregodking This is insane, nobodies fault but her own
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14 shots in 9 hours and ur THAT turnt? grow the fuck up
WTF@mrwtffacts
While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.
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Big30’s lawyer says Gucci Mane will no longer cooperate with the feds as video surfaces of him in the prison yard.👀
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@Somlimokazi He cheated, had he not died they would not be together. Fuck your brother
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My brother passed away, and at his funeral, his wife showed up perfectly dressed - full makeup, bright red lipstick. The moment his body was laid to rest, she turned around and left. When we questioned her, she said we should ask the woman he died with to mourn him instead. Yes... my brother passed away in a hotel with another woman. But still... how does a wife walk away like that? No tears. No goodbye. Just gone.
Is this grief, anger, or something else entirely?
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It takes a special kind of degeneracy to bet on Luka Doncic unders.
Jelitics@Jelitics
Just bet $300K on Luka Doncic to underperform tonight. Payout = $2,100,000
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what's your take on the most controversial hand in poker history? 🤔
Garrett Adelstein@GmanPoker
Its time I tell the full story...
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The rubber in MLB is 60.5 feet to the plate. The rubber to the mound in women's softball is 43.0 feet. This pitcher throwing 79.4 MPH to the hitter is the equivalent of a MLB hitter facing a 112 MPH fastball.
Baseball Central™@BaseballCentraI
The fastest pitch in softball history 79.4 MPH 🤯🤯
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@nostalgicfile Man I would do anything to go back to these days
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Boy, did I have a day… I foolishly bought a fake card for $650 dollars off FB marketplace. I was immediately blocked after the exchange and he thought he got away with it. I impressed myself with my detective skills though. Found a wedding registry site with his name and picture on it online. Texted his wife with my story and proof. I now have my $650 back 😏. And no, I’m not sorry for involving his wife. She needs to know he’s doing shady shit.
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@fleshsimulator Definitely different wear on tires on 2wd vehicles pal
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Keep a portable jump starter/air compressor in your car.
If you aren’t a gun guy, buy a PSA Dagger ($299), add an Osight SE ($160), a Braun TRL ($50), and a JK 105 CCX 9 ($420). Keep it on top of your refrigerator and loaded with hollow points. Don’t buy something retarded like a Mosin or a .44 revolver for home defense.
Extremely sour candies halt panic attacks
If you’re trying to start dating someone, talk to them in person or at the very least on the phone 3x as much as you text them, at least to start out
Replace all four tires at the same time. Suck it up. Don’t just do two. It’s cheaper and that way you don’t end up going down an off ramp in the rain and getting traction only on the front or back and totally losing control of the car
ick@ick_real
I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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BREAKING: Declassified documents link U.S. bioweapons program to Lyme disease outbreak, according to Dr. Robert Malone.
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