ShittyAandRguy

Delete all your Instagram posts to let everyone know something is coming

Do you consider yourself for being considered for The Grammys or is it someone else being considerate of you and considering you for the Grammys?

It’s been one week since your latest release. Don’t stop posting about it even if everyone is annoyed

Attention Songwriters! Need hit songs for new Netflix show about songwriters writing hit songs

Looking for artists whose personality is doing backflips.

@elonmusk …kind of want to see the DEI musical tho. I’ve heard good things.

“Hey just wanted to notify you I’m no longer at DroppedBoX Excited for my endeavors moving forward”

Sorry I’m not at the label anymore. I’m working on a new app called DroppedBoX. It uses AI and blockchain to automatically drop your artist!

*Work on it! I mean so my producer can work on it. Lol

Do you mind sending the stems over so my producer can ruin it??

Hey there’s no budget for the song but we could trade you the artists NFT It’s potentially worth $300,000 in internet money

“Who’s Looking List” Think of the biggest song out right now…now multiply that by 1000 Artist hates co-writes but is also open to them Songs where I can take credit for it by suggesting a lyric change. I won’t take too much pub.

We’re looking for Doja Cat meets an actual cat for a viral TikTok moment. Need this like yesterday

“Who’s Looking List” Looking for songs that don’t go outside the box but also something new or creative, songs about relationships but also songs NOT about relationships,

Only looking to sign edgy artists who constantly flick off the camera

*email* Hey stranger long time no talk! After I left Universal I went to RCA then was at Captiol, but was managing some producers and doing only web3, and went to Warner but I’m actually at Sony now! I have a new writer you HAVE to get in with they’re in with everyone

If you don’t post “We Got One! 🔥🔥” with the audio on mute. Did you actually “Get One”?

I’m pro songwriters rights! Spotify should pay more! …But no, we can’t give you a writer’s fee for this project

We didn’t say “Fake” We said “Make”

The clip of the demo the artist posted on TikTok didn’t go viral, so we’re not going to use the song. Sorry