Chanandler Bong

“i ran a cyber bullying account in high school”-unknown

@missflojo123 this made me giggle out loud

@shmadddd love is everywhere if you know where to look

i just saw two raccoons running together and it made me SMILE. what does that mean?

the moon is going so hard tonight.

Perfect date. Perfect night. And then….ghosted. Welcome to dating in 2023.

women who are close to tears on public transport

Due to the Unfortunate! We are deeply out of Onions! Thanx

Spent the afternoon canvassing the Meadows mobile home park, connecting folks with resources to evacuate after the mandatory County order. This hurricane will create serious challenges for Tallahassee and North Florida. Together as a community, we will get through them.

plz what does this mean 😭🤣

“a kentucky apologist” -unknown

I miss four weddings. I miss four strangers with the ugliest weddings you’ve ever seen judging the living crap out of each other. nothing else on tv like it.

100% correct

“i don’t believe in the national anthem” -unknown

“let’s start a mosh pit for the lumineers” -unknown

“whatever happened to american gladiator? that was good tv” -unknown

I miss them (the worst person I’ve ever met)

ugly house & cute dog

genuinely one of the funniest songs ever i think

sharkey called me Himmy Turner today! no bigger compliment.

If I were Selena Gomez this would be my profile picture