Amber

I ain't worried bout nothin #shmamhairdontcare

I can never decide where to poop

If the leash didn't exist, neither would I #frogger

SQUIRREL

I thought you were never ever ever ever coming back so I panicked

The black one is always the first one to go down #Gifton

The spot where everyone speaks my language #woof

Happy 4/20

@LeeOfAlkenstein thinks I'm "like a mixture between air bud, Pegasus, and ochocinco" #thesepawsweremadefortweeting

@katelynwalter remember when I was that tiny? And you thought my name was Riley? #bark #comevisitme

Hey classic center, I'm just trying to poop in peace #whatareyoulookinat?

My name is shmamber and I take big shits

So happy I am finally back with my master @Rosenbergalur , whistlebury with @XanderKorn was interesting.. To say the least

My name is shmamber and right now I am doing 360s in my cage. I just stopped and now I am staring at the wall

Got loose in North Campus. Shoulda seen the look on @WhatsHalpennin 's face #naptime

Happy Yom Kippur twitpic.com/6x33de

It's good to be a bitch in Athens #freetreats

Just scared the black people in front of the courthouse #athensimback

Lazy Sunday twitpic.com/6my9u3