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Oh no…guys…I think I might be a Karan (Indian male Karen).

Props to the overworked junior attorney that included this in their doc review findings and it making it into the official complaint with the Delaware Court of Chancery.

@angiecdavies Whether the first T is silent or not is also a game-time decision.

Still not sure how many syllables I’m gonna hit when I say “interesting”

@tosiello First semester of college a HS friend texted me about The Ting Tings song That’s Not My Name and I recommended their other hit by replying Shut Up and Let Me Go and they thought I was telling them to move on from HS friendships.

@DanDaviesHere @ me next time.

It’s a fine line between having a good memory and being creepy.

Might fuck around and name my kid Donathan

I know my self-esteem is low when the 💅🏽 emoji isn’t in my recents

@DanDaviesHere Color has divided this country enough this year.

2020 sucked but at least we didn’t have to deal with any of those “what color is this dress” things

The funniest part of every movie/TV show is when they force tired, uninterested extras to portray angry, impassioned protesters.

@DanDaviesHere Does this count as a throuples costume?

I’ve been in love a lot, but never the kind of love that would make me want to do a couples costume.

Always feel self-conscious starting a book in the park...I swear I’ve read before!!

@kitkatbar6 @akiffpremjee Paging Dr. @manojracherla

@akiffpremjee That's why you befriend someone in med school who is going into cardio.

Should I get a magic bullet so that I actually eat breakfast and not just Dunkin everyday at the hospital

Do you sign up to receive USPS text message updates of every shipment stage for your packages or are you normal? (My lint rollers just arrived to a distribution center in Sacramento FYI)

Has anything ever been “a little to the chagrin” of something?

@tosiello SilentWarrior783 is the modern day Publius

@DanDaviesHere Plagiarism

How are dumb people so friggin good at Instagram captions??

@kitkatbar6 The YouTubez

@shoeclaw On what platform? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.

I’m at the “just watched a half-hour documentary all about Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me” stage of quarantine.

A little late to this but just wanted give Jim Carrey props on what a monster year he had in ‘94.

@paigelokkesmoe Can’t spell peTITion without it!