harshil

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harshil

harshil

@shoeclaw

brooklyn Katılım Mayıs 2012
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
Oh no…guys…I think I might be a Karan (Indian male Karen).
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harshil@shoeclaw·
Props to the overworked junior attorney that included this in their doc review findings and it making it into the official complaint with the Delaware Court of Chancery.
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
@angiecdavies Whether the first T is silent or not is also a game-time decision.
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Still not sure how many syllables I’m gonna hit when I say “interesting”
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
@tosiello First semester of college a HS friend texted me about The Ting Tings song That’s Not My Name and I recommended their other hit by replying Shut Up and Let Me Go and they thought I was telling them to move on from HS friendships.
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Dan Davies
Dan Davies@DanDaviesHere·
It’s a fine line between having a good memory and being creepy.
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Dan Davies@DanDaviesHere·
Might fuck around and name my kid Donathan
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
I know my self-esteem is low when the 💅🏽 emoji isn’t in my recents
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Dan Davies
Dan Davies@DanDaviesHere·
2020 sucked but at least we didn’t have to deal with any of those “what color is this dress” things
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
The funniest part of every movie/TV show is when they force tired, uninterested extras to portray angry, impassioned protesters.
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Dan Davies
Dan Davies@DanDaviesHere·
I’ve been in love a lot, but never the kind of love that would make me want to do a couples costume.
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
Always feel self-conscious starting a book in the park...I swear I’ve read before!!
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Akiff Premjee, MD
Akiff Premjee, MD@akiffpremjee·
Should I get a magic bullet so that I actually eat breakfast and not just Dunkin everyday at the hospital
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
Do you sign up to receive USPS text message updates of every shipment stage for your packages or are you normal? (My lint rollers just arrived to a distribution center in Sacramento FYI)
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
Has anything ever been “a little to the chagrin” of something?
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
@tosiello SilentWarrior783 is the modern day Publius
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Dan Davies
Dan Davies@DanDaviesHere·
How are dumb people so friggin good at Instagram captions??
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
I’m at the “just watched a half-hour documentary all about Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me” stage of quarantine.
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harshil
harshil@shoeclaw·
A little late to this but just wanted give Jim Carrey props on what a monster year he had in ‘94.
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