Shoke
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If you know how many times I watch porn for this life eeeh..
You remember those days of VCR?
Na we dey lose am to manually remove porn tape when nepa take light.
No porn wey I no take my little money rent.
Even now sef, sometimes man fit just visit xvideos just to relax.
Ebuka@CHUKWUEBUKA
@jon_d_doe I thought porn is bad Chief?
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The cognitive abilities of humans start to show a significant decline in their late 60s.
Truth is, no human above 70 years of age should be allowed to lead a country.
End.
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Starting today for next Saturday we will be adding top listeners for SoundCloud
Whoever is my top listener on SoundCloud will WIN
I can see top listeners so you don’t have to show proof , I will see it
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Good Morning, icons & early risers! ☀️🍦🐞
Happy Sunday on this National Chocolate Ice Cream Day, June Bug Day + World Caring Day | scoop up those sweet wins, buzz straight into your glow, spread that caring energy, and own every moment like a true legend!
We’re locked in main character Sunday mode | weekend takeover activated, soft life on max, positive frequencies only, straight unstoppable indie artist aura ready to dominate the timeline! 🔥✨
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🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez’s candidacy video:
“Running the world’s biggest club isn’t something you can improvise. You need to think long-term and be able to stay the course.
We have transformed Real Madrid into the world’s most valuable club—with the highest revenue, the best reputation, and the most valuable brand on the planet.
But the world changes every day, and leadership cannot be taken for granted; we must keep working day by day. The greatest era in the history of world football is not over. 66 titles including 7 Champions League trophies set the bar for everything to come. New nights that will seem impossible, but that we will experience together once again.
From Figo to Mbappé, none arrived alone; they were the result of a vision and a determination we cannot lose. The arrival of the world’s best players will not be a dream; it will continue to be a reality.
The new Bernabéu is the most advanced stadium on the planet. It is proof that this club thinks in decades, not seasons. Every stone in the upcoming expansion of Valdebebas bears the same commitment engraved upon it: to build the best environment for always winning.
Madrid’s greatness is not measured solely by titles. It is measured by the children who learn, the people it shapes. The very jersey with which Champions are won is also a commitment to living by values. This is the Real Madrid foundation, Real Madrid university, this is us.
Remaining the best club in the world means continuing to work tirelessly—in management, in technology, in experience. Every year, without stopping. While others watch, we are creating new ways to lead the world of sports and entertainment.
Real Madrid does not belong to any president; it belongs to its members. To those who, since childhood, have cried and laughed while wearing the same jersey. It was always you, and it always will be.
Because greatness cannot be improvised or inherited, and because the best club in the world never stops.”
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@6E6D6D61 @NigeriaNDCHQ Please Is it after they pay for the interest form and get nominated before they pay the nomination fee?
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@NigeriaNDCHQ NDC thinks women are broke.
NDC does not rate women.
Cutting prices down based on gender is gender bias AGAINST men, and is also a form of Misogyny.
NDC is a misogynistic party.
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PRESS RELEASE
NDC announces timetable for sale of forms, screening and primary elections ahead of 2027 polls
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Those who opened X account many years ago but never took their pages seriously.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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