PervySage

One minute you have 15 minutes and the next you have 10 and there is a huge difference

Liv and I were just serenaded by a man about hot dogs

The life of a showgirl

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I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

He’s finally ready to confess that he does in fact feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind

"the Algonquin hotel was the spot that inspired Martin Luther King to write The Shining" - my gf

Loving the girl talk at the beach rn “have you ever kissed a boy? Wait let’s do a pyramid first then tell me” proceeds to cough up a bunch of water

“I’d rate her a fort mcmurray 7”

@sometimeskendra Honestly all their Christmas albums absolutely slap

Didn’t think I’d start my day by seeing a naked man riding a unicycle but hey when in TO

@caitngrogan Ugh

only remaining good coffee shop uptown is being cancelled unfortunately. going to have to buy myself an espresso machine.

Not a lot of rooms in this hotel so u have to Sheraton

New game! Take a shit Everytime you experience joy!

@beepboop311 I’ve never had this

In an anxious self loathing spiral luckily god gave us the perfect weapon to combat such things and that weapon is big ass bowl of Kraft dinner and tuna.

The fact that I’m gonna b in hali at the same weekend as Mauricio is insane

3 pay May we love to see it

Still can’t get over that I met my best friends new born on Friday and started my period while holding her