shorter bot

list of commands! "kin assign me" "shorter fact" / "give me a shorter fact" / "can i have a shorter fact" "give me a prompt" "tell me a joke"

merry christmas happy holidays shorterbot loves you (and misses you)

by the way my main account is @shreigeist (also linked at the top of this profile) if anyone wants it 👍

but for real this time :(

shorterbot found dead (again)

jessica: your boyfriend is so protective shorter: i want to marry him

oh no, pineapple and alex got in an argument... to make it up to them, he gives them a handwritten note

eibi gives shorter 7 head pats every hour

tell me your thoughts on shorasheiji gamer au

when shorter comes home from the club after a long day of riding the subway, eibi makes him lemon bread and gives him cuddles

1 retweet = 3 head pats for shorter

every saturday, you should be thinking about eiji's boyfriend gambling

shorter will give a pair of headphones to the first oomf to retweet

ash's boyfriend is thinking about remy ratatouille

shorter fact: he is the size of a stray cat

latest shorterbot69 update: i can now see into the future. shorter will marry aslan

thanks to shorter's very cool mohawk, he was able to land a job as a babysitter!

eiji makes shorter feel nostalgic

catboy says giving shorter hugs is more effective than therapy

shorter threw a party with yuyu and ashie! they ate lots of instant noodles and played guitar

every 10 minutes shorter writes a fic