Steve Hoy

@PaddyMcGuinness #paddyssundaydinner #mywifes #notmine

@PaddyMcGuinness #mywifes

@peterkay_co_uk you must be telling some decent gags in the Royal box - fella next to you creasing up #satbehindyou 🎾🎾

@SamWallaceTel nice piece Sam, was dubious about Liverpool signing him but he looked sharpe when he played - hope he comes back stronger

Villa's policy of signing raw talent leaves Sherwood in the firing line - @SamWallaceTel telegraph.co.uk/sport/football…

@SamWallaceTel @TeleFootball @SamWallaceIndy great stuff mate, huge congratulations and well earned. Back to your roots then! Best wishes SH

Need to protect the ball better, sloppy in midfield, poor at the back. Need to be more controlled, Italy poor too

Surely as a full England international u should be able to use both feet, basic school boy stuff. England are awful #delph

@RichardDKing Carlton Carlton ....

@RichardDKing konchesky making himself available for next squad

Smalling down, rob green warming up to come on....

Phil Jones oh dear....

Rooney in goal 2nd half eh Roy?

Phil Jones no8?????? Never been! Friendly, I know lets play lads out of position for a laugh. Roy u are clueless!

@YodelOnline thanks but resolved last night once we tracked the right house down that it es delivered to and collected

@YodelOnline finally tracked it down to a house in a different street with similar name about half a mile from my house #baddeliverydriver

@themichaelowen watching El Classico from 2005 on SS3 beckham/Owen combine for Classic Owen goal reminiscent of engVarg '98 #classpermanent

@YodelOnline trying to track my parcel all pm.Left with a neighbour! Which one no one knows. 2 calls and promises 2 call driver no call bk!!

@RichardDKing poured myself another beer and this Glasto has gone off the ball a bit... I reckon that's me done for the night HNY buddy!

@RichardDKing I'll get my dre bets out #downwivdat