shrimplet

@NorthernIion_LP diagnosis + prescription drugs arc is gonna go crazy

"multivitamins should legit have a little adderall, modafinil, caffeine, and cialis"

@wrongfultard Dude you don't wanna know .. the horror...

@shrimpath Please shimplet inform me!

People who tweet just to get a hit tweet are the most boring people ever

@salmonbait04 @tippity Let's find out brother

@shrimpath @tippity Doesn’t jerking off a lot make ed worse

its so embarrassing to be beating yo meat at the grown age of 26 but i’ll be 45 years old getting three nuts in everyday idgaf

when you reach the bottom of the mug of instant coffee and you get to drink the sludge.... Oooh I love the sludge

@hellspatisserie researchers fed 90 pounds of tomato paste to a rat then fired it out of a cannon and it died

Enough Burkina Faso posting. What do you mean “buying tomato paste now is risky”

@superkamigurujr @bbbutterflying it's about intent, if they ate something with pork and were genuinely unaware, they don't view that as an issue

@bbbutterflying In 1857 Muslims and Hindus were tricked into thinking their bullets were made using cow and pig oils. So they refused to use the bullets. Just a fun fact for you.

Y do U people act like pork is kryptonite for Muslims

@SpectralAurora_ colgera dungeon is an evil trap that convinces you the rest of the game will continue to be that good

i like how everyone on totk's release were like "DUNGEONS ARE BACK" and then you play the dungeons and the divine beasts from botw had more of an identity and cooler puzzles than like all but one of them (wind temple was cool)

@roseromaunt if you make a birdhouse so easily accessible, aren't you basically just feeding birds to snakes at that point

“What will we do about the invasive starlings” The humble rat snake:

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna sorry you got-got, it's a sign to take YouTube shorts with a grain of salt going forward

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna the study itself never forms a causal link between MRNA vaccines and cancer, as the results were easily explained by other factors and thus inconclusive, here's another fun article web.archive.org/web/2025062916…

guys why are young otherwise healthy people dying of colon cancer

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna i assure you you'll find many more researchers (that are actually peer-reviewed) suggesting the exact opposite of what these articles misconstruing inconclusive/dubious studies are leading you to believe

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna cool group of .coms, here's another one you might find interesting explaining how you've been a victim of a pop-science misinformation campaign aljazeera.com/features/2025/…

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna classic misconception, that has been studied and is demonstrably not true

@shrimpath @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna I know the inventor of MRNA vaccines outright said they were never intended to be used the way they were. I know the RNA messenger alters the RNA and DNA structres of a cellular nucleus to potetionally cause damange, thereby causing issues with further cell replication

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna so basically about as much as you know about MRNA vaccines?

@shrimpath @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna You know nothing about them, yet you tell me as if you know. Who’s really coping there?

@TriggerStorm @xylophonica @SkinnyTuna Your family members had lifestyle and/or genetic issues and you're trying to pin blame on an outside source to cope

@xylophonica @SkinnyTuna Your scientists have failed many of my family members, go fuck yourself and rot in hell.

@berndsoft @hannaahhn at least I'm not detached from reality trololololol

@shrimpath @hannaahhn Ahaha omg youre just having a normal one and youre so detached from everything

men will make up a horrible lie about you bc u never answered their dm from 2024

@berndsoft @hannaahhn Good one, big plans this week?

@shrimpath @hannaahhn Fag

@berndsoft @hannaahhn Oh I can conceive of it perfectly fine, and it puts your posts beautifully into perspective

@shrimpath @hannaahhn Normalfag cant conceive of someone being an online person. Your tweets suck and arent funny so it makes sense why you are confused