shrimp :p

“Would you still love me if I was a pigeon” #phanart #danandphil #pigeon

5 things im obsessed with 😛 1. dan and phil 2. my cats 🐈🐈‍⬛ 3. dogs 4. sharks 5. music do it if u want to 😸

@luvso_obie YESSS!!!

@shrimpisonfire LMAOO at least we're real oomfs now :P

i think i follow so many of you till i click on ur account and realize i havent been 💔 i am fake oomfs with a LOT of people 😭😭

@Leaf_dnp oh 100% like yes u ARE that funny and cool and awesome

@shrimpisonfire I secretly like the attention i cant even lie 😭

What the actual fuck this had 600 likes when i went to bed

@luvso_obie LMAOO YES 💀

@shrimpisonfire was i part of that? lmao

@Leaf_dnp omg thats so scary and also crazy ur so brave ❤️‍🩹

@shrimpisonfire Last time i broke containment it got like 400k likes so i’m scared

@aliciab_cdef omw to steal a phitten (or 5)

phittens are evolving!

@3O011987 rewatching now thank you

if the doctor ever told me i have 30 minutes left to live i'd still probably use 27 of them to rewatch this video

@Leaf_dnp @phoundheaven @harpisnotonfire @luvso_obie @kermitSmile @hearteyedkara ur definitely allowed to say ur cat (i am obsessed with my cats and i am biased)

5 things i’m obsessed with and 5 oomfs!! 1. dnp i know that’s probably surprising for you guys 2. conan gray 3. Dark (netflix tv show) 4. Jinx (from arcane) 5. Am i allowed to say my cat @phoundheaven @harpisnotonfire @luvso_obie @kermitSmile @hearteyedkara

@phalalidays noo this is so real and valid and i would definitely do that

am i crazy for saving the phodcast for my travel day tomorrow so i can watch it when im stressed in the airport or something

@Leaf_dnp tyty 🙂‍↕️

@shrimpisonfire Bahaha i admire the dedication to hating it for no reason other than vibes

low battery: 🤬😡👹⁉️😤☠️👺‼️😠💢🤬 low battery when you turn on low power mode and it does absolutely nothing except for make it yellow: 🌈🦄🌞😁✌️😜🥳😌🌻⭐️🎀💗

honestly i wish people called me shrimp or baglemen irl

@mauiiyaoii CATSSS!!! i love them all

my decorated top loaders so far (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

is it just me or have fandoms become noticeably and increasingly more miserable (people with superiority complexes, i'm right and you're wrong mentality over the stupidest shit, unhinged stalker and parasocial behavior, straight up mean girl energy) the past couple of years

@Leaf_dnp i honestly dont know i think the general vibe offends me LMAOO i dont think its been on since i got my first phone like 8 yrs ago 💀

@shrimpisonfire How come??? I just hate the the red so i always turn it on 😭

ive watched dan and phil videos that were better than entire years of my life

@isimswyn i love him sm hes so beautiful 😭🩷

did anyone say flower show

is it really worth it