petrolhead
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baaki to pata nahi but i'll always be the person with the best socks in the room 😭
English
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there was no coffee in jim today & this married ex-crush of mine shared his davidoff with me. 🌻
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NSUI pichle 2 hafton se is dhoop mien NEET Aspirants ke lie laathi kha rahi hai.
Workers ko detain kia jaa raha hai. Par logon ka mann CJP type sasti bakchodi mien zyada lagta hai!
Aur kehte hai "There is no Alternative"!
हिन्दी
aadhar aur pan numbers to core memory ban gaye hain ab 😭
vish@vishmahto
Y’all don’t have your aadhar pan and passport numbers memorised??
हिन्दी
chat what should i gift parents' for their 30th wedding anniversary apart from reminding them that I'm their greatest gift 😭
English
thanda paani bas 😭
Black Girl@t_sadiity
Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️
Filipino
they love rattling you & thinking out a bit too loud & making you conscious. ❤️
K🪄@aaluusamosaa
Buying a man a gift is so difficult... What do they even like?!
English
Mentally, I am here with @MiniMeowwwwww & maybe my sibling 😭
Aditya (Old name THE DON)@1401oliver
Mentally, I am here
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Tumhare mummy daddy ko bolunga. Tweeting sab bandh ho jayega. Har cheez ke liye time hota hai.
हिन्दी
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Ab tob lgta h kidney bech kar whey protein lena padega
Ek dum se itna mehnga kyu hogya bhai?????
Indonesia