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A French champagne salesman went to America to collect unpaid debts His cargo was sunk by Union warships He was arrested as a Confederate spy Napoleon III personally wrote to Lincoln to free him He returned to France completely bankrupt A few months later someone paid his debts with a deed to land in Colorado This land turned out to be a third of Denver He sold it, rebuilt his champagne house, and died one of the most celebrated wine producers in France The house is called Charles Heidsieck

NOW: Stephen Miller reveals how America's welfare system was ransacked by fraudsters who took advantage of the U.S. and its generous programs meant to help the most vulnerable: "All of the systems in our country... were set up based on the honor system. They're set up based on the idea that you could trust the average person through their own morality, to abide by the rules and comply with the law." "We take your word for it. If you fill out a piece of paper and you say your kids are hungry, you are going to get food stamps. We don't check, as a country, if you even have kids. In fact, as basic as that, we don't even check if you even have children, you would just start getting the checks." "What's happened to our country is we became a society... where you have a large number of people that are not following the honor system, they're not playing by the rules, they're not abiding by our laws. And the amount that has been fleeced from us is in the hundreds of billions of dollars." Fox News

@pwilsondtf I'll drive, thank you.

Not on my fight THank you next

@CultureExploreX Regardless, the Pope is a woke ideolog and that Ferrari is a result of the woke mind virus. The same is true for both organizations, go woke and go broke.

A pope riding in a cleaner car is only woke if your entire worldview is built around being angry at anything that asks you to think beyond yourself. The embarrassing part is watching a grown man look at a Pope, a Ferrari, and Catholic moral teaching, then produce the intellectual depth of a bumper sticker.

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After a Stacey Abrams linked NGO reported $100 in revenue in 2023, the Biden EPA awarded them $2 BILLION in 2024. Thanks to President Trump’s leadership, I canceled that entire grant and that NGO has not had access to any of those funds. In fact, the Trump EPA has canceled over $29 BILLION in grants so far on behalf of the hardworking American taxpayer.

🚨@LeaderJohnThune🚨 Who agrees with James?🤔

2004 Bonus Dilbert Classics

E. Jean Carroll, who herself claimed to be a massive Trump fan 15 years ago, appears deranged and sick. She lives with rodents, names her cat Vagina, and her dog Tits. She writes stories about what her dog taught her about sex, claimed on live TV that rape was sexy, and paints trees blue. Emails between her and her friend, who was also a key witness in the case, reveal her talking about her grand scheme to remove Trump from office. She was funded by a billionaire Democrat, benefited from changed laws specifically to prosecute Trump, and Carroll was the first person in the state to file under this new law. She won a case against Trump with zero evidence, no eyewitnesses, and in a trial where the judge refused to admit Trump's evidence against Carroll, showcasing a politically motivated prosecution. If you don't see an issue with that, you are part of the problem.

@TodayinHistory Correction, Peter the Not So Great

Today in 1703, the city of St. Petersburg was founded by Peter the Great.

@GuntherEagleman That canopy would make it hotter to mow in the armpit of Florida.

This guy is a genius 😂 That’s peak American ingenuity right there!

@iluminatibot Easier said than done

If you hate Bill Gates as much as I do, you would refuse to use any Microsoft products.

@tedcruz Crow

What the hell is he eating? It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat. Is that a tofu log?

@patrickbetdavid They could be cartoon characters

Made for reality TV.

Becerra lost track of tens of thousands of migrant children as HHS Secretary and many of them ended up in child labor. When reporters ask him about it, he dismisses it as “MAGA talking points.” The New York Times isn’t MAGA, Xavier 🤡 washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editor…

@LeahRain77 @DKH013 Spoiled Bitch!

Her mom bought her a brand new Tesla and gave her 1600 hundred dollars for her 16th birthday . Her reaction has to be seen to be believed … 🤨 You want to know where the self absorbed entitlement culture comes from? . It comes from this MOTHER..

@LeahRain77 @DKH013 I had to pay for half my first car and my family matched the difference and it was a 10 yo civic back in 1997. What is wrong with these parents, is this normal today? If so, my son's in for a rude awakening 😆 🤣 😂

Losing your Congressional seat is so easy a cavemen can do it....

@TheDemocrats Others like you came before. 🥱

Everyone agree?