🌱The Urban Farmer🌱

Trickle down economics has turned out to be trickle up economics…

@TRobinsonNewEra They probably get government funding, so the taxpayer will be funding a lot of this!!!

A legal adviser was secretly filmed telling an undercover reporter posing as a migrant to pretend to be gay so he could claim asylum in Britain. An investigation exposed a shadowy network of asylum experts charging up to £7,000 to coach migrants whose visas are running out how to pose as gay. At Law & Justice Solicitors in east London, paralegal Mazedul Hasan Shakil passed a reporter's details to Tanisa Khan, an advisor to Worcester LGBT - which describes itself as a support group for gay and lesbian asylum seekers. Ms Khan was secretly filmed telling the journalist he needed to 'claim to be an LGBT person'. When he said 'but I'm not', she replied by saying, 'that's it, you're not'. She offered a £2,500 package including club photos, tickets, letters claiming sexual relationships and an endorsement from Worcester LGBT. Invaders are helping invaders stay in our country. Deport all involved, no exceptions.

Sticks and stones may break my bones. But words on the internet can get you 5 years in prison.

@Mr_Husky1 Feed him. Lots of people say that it’s bad, but their natural environment is constantly being reduced and there is not enough food for them. It’s very sad ❤️

My fox has been coming into my back garden since March and we think he is adorable. The first few days he turned up I ignored him as, to be honest, I don’t know anything about foxes except that my dog barks like mad when he sees him. And I did not want the fox to be dependent on me. Fast forward, and he is here every evening! After the first few days, I just couldn’t ignore his little face up against the glass door. It isn’t easy. I have to either distract my dog, get him into the lounge or pull down the conservatory blinds. As he is a regular now, should I be giving him any treatment such as flea or worming? I can’t imagine anyone else having done that as he is here each evening without fail. I am feeding him chicken wings, a bowl of wet dog food with a Bonio biscuit and usually a raw egg. Thanks in advance for any advice.

@Her_Nonymous_D I’m there!!! These word came out of my sons mouth today. “Mum just stop. In fact I’m never getting married, too embarrassing” 😂

But it’s okay. I’m patient. I’m observant. I don’t forget. Because one day… this same child will be a teenager. And when that day comes? Oh, I will be ready. Every grocery store moment. Every farmers market incident. Every loud, unprovoked question? Stored safely for future use. And when it’s finally my turn… I won’t even raise my voice. I’ll just smile. And embarrass him right back. 😌

Today at the grocery store, I was reminded, once again that toddlers are not on your side. At all. 😭 I was just standing there, minding my business, trying to decide what soda to get. You know, normal, peaceful, adult things. I casually go, “Hmm… I don’t like those.” Next thing I know, my 3-year old points boldly, confidently, and LOUDLY at the only two people in the aisle and asks: “Why do you not like those people?” My soul left my body. I’m scrambling, “Not the PEOPLE! The sodas! I don’t like the sodas!” 😩 But at that point, it didn’t even matter. Those already people heard. I heard. Even God heard it too. The embarrassment settled in permanently. And the worst part? This child had the audacity to just stand there like he said something completely reasonable. No remorse. No hesitation. Just vibes. But wait, because this is clearly a pattern. Last week at the farmers market, we were standing around waiting for my husband to come back from the bathroom. Everything was calm. Peaceful. I was enjoying the moment. Out of nowhere, my 3-year old locks eyes with a random elderly man across from us, points, and asks…

I can’t believe I’m posting this, but I believe the Irish Government has FROZEN my Bank Account. My bank card has not been working since yesterday - when my posts about the current protests in Ireland began to go viral. This is insanity. The Irish Government is drunk on power.

@ksorbs Borking at the stench of decadence in Minnesota 🤮

My poor home state has been ruined.

@serlesnik She is beautiful from the inside to out in this picture. You must miss her endlessly 😢

Друзья, сегодня моей жене Любе исполнилось бы 70 лет. Она умерла от ковида в 2021. Друзьям напомнил и выпил чекушку коньяка. А фото 2006 года. Мы с ней были 38 лет. Я не знаю зачем ставлю сюда этот пост. Я его уберу потом. Но если вы мне скажите: держись Серёга! Мне будет легче.

@eliwaspdomehead @MarkHeath45 Touché

@siantinkerbell @MarkHeath45 After 👍🏾👍🏾

I wonder how many ‘Christians’ will drop a pic of the Easter service they attend later this morning??

Some kid has just come out of church and said “Mum, can I eat my Jesus chocolate when I get home?” 😂 I will, from now on, be calling all Easter Eggs - Jesus Chocolate 😂 Happy Easter 🐣

@eliwaspdomehead @MarkHeath45 Our Reverend took a picture after our sunrise service this morning.

@MarkHeath45 Why would any Christian take photos of the service , god knows and that's all that matters. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Easter Day Sunrise Service at 6.30 in the park 🙏 Go to Church ya filthy animal.

@MarkHeath45 Easter Day Sunrise Service at 6.30 in the park 🙏 Christ is King.

There are four blood types on this planet. A, B, AB, and O. Every medical textbook will tell you they evolved naturally over thousands of years through genetic mutation and environmental adaptation. That is the official explanation. It is also incomplete. Blood type O is the universal donor. It can give to everyone but can only receive from its own kind. It is the oldest blood type on Earth, dating back over 40,000 years. Every indigenous population on the planet, before colonization and mixing, was almost exclusively type O. The original human blueprint was O. Then something changed. Blood type A appeared suddenly in the archaeological record approximately 25,000 years ago, concentrated in Europe and parts of Asia. Type B emerged separately, primarily in the Himalayan highlands and Central Asia. Type AB, the rarest, appeared last and only where A and B populations intersected. Here is what they do not teach you: these blood types did not evolve. They appeared. Fully formed. In specific geographic locations. At specific times. With specific immunological properties that serve specific functions. Type O fights every pathogen aggressively. It is the warrior blood. Type A produces higher cortisol, making it more responsive to social hierarchy and authority. Type B carries unique lectins that interact with neurological tissue in ways science still cannot fully explain. Type AB combines properties that should not coexist in a single system. The Japanese government officially uses blood type in psychological profiling. They have done so since the 1930s. Major corporations assign teams based on blood type composition. This is not superstition. It is applied hematology that the Western world pretends does not exist. Your blood type determines how you respond to disease, to stress, to food, to electromagnetic frequencies, and to pharmaceutical drugs. It determines which frequencies your cells resonate with. It determines which MedBed protocol will restore you most efficiently. You were not born random. You were born coded. And the code is in your blood. Share this #higlightsシ゚ #followers #love #peace #truth #faith #freedom

🚨Please Repost🚨 One of my follower's friend's daughter is missing. Victoria Hain, 20, from Rayleigh, was first reported missing on March 28. She has links to the Basildon and Southend areas, and was last seen wearing skinny jeans, olive green boots and a black raincoat-type jacket. She's 4ft 10/11in in height with mousy brown shoulder-length hair which is partially dyed blue. If you have any information, dial 101 quoting incident 1452 of 28 March."

@eezharhh Your first mistake was not removing the dog when it first started showing aggression!

I invited a friend over, and right away my dog started acting off. Barking nonstop, pacing, locked in on her no matter how much I tried to calm it down. Then out of nowhere, my dog lunged and bit her arm, and everything escalated fast. It caught everyone off guard, especially me, because my dog’s always been around people and has never acted like that before. Now she’s talking about going to urgent care and wants me to cover the cost. I told her I’m not trying to argue, but I’m not comfortable taking full responsibility without understanding what triggered that kind of reaction. I even went back and checked my security footage and shared it with her so we can both see what actually happened. Right now, I’m just trying to make sense of it and figure out what caused my dog to react like that so it can be handled the right way moving forward.

@elonmusk A cunning stunt 😂

Some might call this a cunning move 😉

@InternetH0F The post came before edge.

@ClownWorld Glad to get it off your chest?

'A succulent Chinese meal' - iconic Australian quote immortalised in national archive bbc.in/3NLkY7P

What’s the difference between Bonnie Blue and a Kitkat? You can only get four fingers in a Kitkat.