🇺🇸𝓢𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓯𝓽𝓓𝓮𝓮𝓹🇺🇸

Then again, it was probably just a dream

If it was going to be good, this is definitely a movie I would have gone and watched at the theatre. I would have probably bought it when it came out too. I’m not so if that says anything about the average American then it will definitely bomb. I felt the same way about Gladiator 2 and that bombed

It is extremely important that this bombs.

@creepydotorg Hide it somewhere she wasn’t expecting and she’ll leave you alone for the night

Jay Kay, the lead singer of Jamiroquai, once gave one of the strangest celebrity breakup explanations ever. He reportedly broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time. “She has these enormous breasts, bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.”

@Groyperjustin2 @Leonardaisfunny @BeardsonBeardly I agree with everything accept I would let her blow me at 3 am after last call

This bitch @Leonardaisfunny is so disgusting if you agree with @BeardsonBeardly pass it on W beard

@FAFO_LampShady Sometimes rhetoric is just truth that people are speaking

Room temp IQ’s are a dubious notion at best.

@permabulla The fact that he used it as currency in the typical self deprecating “I’m an open minded Jew” kind of way was even more Jewey 🤣

Dan Bilzerian being jewish is probably the funniest outcome

@_vandul ALERT 🚨 Jeffrey Epstein has apparently shrunk himself and is now hiding behind a tree!!! 🚨

Ben Stiller getting a bite to eat love meet the parents so cool

@OfAthenry Looks like you kept your ketchup away from the dogs and added some hot sauce. Looks like Crystals or Texas Pete. Good Man!! 👏 👏

CCDs are a very good American dinner, actually.

I remember my sister coming home crying saying it’s over between her and the guy she was dating. He took her to a little lake one day and I guess they were being all romantic and he was skipping rocks and shit. She said he picked up a little piece of a 2x4 that was laying near the water and skipped it right into a duck that was swimming. Hit it right in the head. I couldn’t stop laughing and I know how bro felt. Poor guy 🤣

🇺🇸 Seattle tourist throws a rock at a monk seal in Maui, gets beaten up by a local for it, and now faces $50,000 in fines and jail time. The local got a letter of recognition from a state senator. Local justice. State-approved.

@Animalesaprieto 🤣 I’m that dad!!!

Mi papá a las 3:00 am lavando se los dientes antes de irse a trabajar:

@Holden_Culotta It’s deeply saddening to even imagine somebody losing his election for trying to expose disgusting vampiric demons who prey on children because my fellow Americans voted against that.

Thomas Massie: The Epstein scandal is “deeper and darker” than anyone imagined. “It’s bigger than Watergate.” “It’s bigger than Iran-Contra.” “It’s not about Joe Biden or Donald Trump.” “There are degrees of evil here that we’ve never seen at this scale … ” “Our government was compromised by wealthy, connected billionaires, and by Jeffrey Epstein himself.” “At the age of 14, these girls that were being sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein were told if they could go find another girl to take their place, then they wouldn’t have to be sexually abused.” “And some of them took that deal.” “It’s one thing to be evil to a child.” “It’s another thing to get a child to do evil.” “The light sentence that was given to Jeffrey Epstein in 2008 that allowed him to victimize hundreds of more women, we want to know, why was he given that light sentence?” @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY @Local12

@HappyPunch Brown people are so soft and in their feels all the time

Ariel Helwani WENT OFF on Sean Strickland for taking back his trash talk and apologizing 😳 “That is the biggest bunch of bullsh*t I’ve ever heard. That is fraud. That is cowardly sh*t. You cannot walk that back. You called Khamzat's mother a wh*re! That tells me you’re not who you say you are. You’re a walking contradiction.” (via @arielhelwani)

@GEEEKEDTV Where’s part 1?

Chud the builder gets humbled

@washghost1 I’m jealous of people who get to do yard work mainly for beautification purposes. Where I live I do yard work so the woods don’t eat me

Weed whacking is one of those satisfying jobs

@ImperiumFirst As someone who only plays PUBG, pretty much only listen to Tool and Coheed and Cambria and only eat spicy food and drink black coffee, I agree with Nick here. Who really gives a fuck what you pussies like

Nick Fuentes cooks a superchatter for hating on Call of Duty and Euphoria 'What do you play, Dark Souls? WOAH! F*GGOT!"

@LindseyGrahamSC Absolutely not. You’re trash and it’s over for you

It’s great to be back in the Lowcountry. Thank you to Bluffton Republicans for all your support for President Trump and his agenda.

@Ryanmatta @travestyy123 That’s the brand I’ve been buying. The garlic one is delicious

Going to the goyslop market will never be the same after you learn about the kosher labeling system.

i mean can you blame him

Woman accused of giving tattoo to toddler wistv.com/2026/05/06/wom…

@Rothmus If you ever wanted to know why as a Christian father you are constantly convicted to tell your daughters you love them out of the blue. Look no further

Cancel all federal student debt

@DoinksTheFrog It doesn’t taste the same unless you gotta fight for it

@sicksftshadow It’s all yours

My Nancy Guthrie burger is secured