sky

if deadly then why so cute and squishy

can’t do anything tonight sorry i’ve made it to the 2 hour season finale of the hit game show the floor host by rob lowe

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

falling asleep with my laptop on my stomach bc i forgot my emotional support heating pad :/

i don’t even use half the stickers i have saved like when tf am i supposed to send willam defoe in the splits as a reaction 

The Dare wanna be LCD Sound System. LCD Sound System wanna be David Byrne. David Byrne wanna be Kermit the Frog.

Only dad is watching Untucked so mom and kids are only getting half the story

@egonlavaca i had to make a point!

@sideof_coleslaw like how you tweeted this twice

hey what do you call an epiphany if it’s a really dumb idea like i should’ve never realized this

hey what do you call an epiphany if it’s like a really dumb idea

i’m sick she is so beautiful

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange. So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

eric shaking his hips to kickstart my heart by motley crue should i be scared

obsessed with this knitting pattern i found that's just called "The Garment"

テキサスのみんな、お待たせ。 テキサスのソウルフードWhataburgerに行きました。日本だと「ケチャップを下さい」と言わないと、ケチャップがもらえないけど、ここでは何も言わずにケチャップの掴み取りができました。ドリンクも飲み放題で、体がすくすくと横に大きくなる理由が分かりました。

i think i just blinked for the first time in 45 minutes

day 2 without my meds (on accident) and i am being strongly reminded of the physical symptoms that accompany severe anxiety 😄