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New York, NY Katılım Ekim 2011
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I have never (and will never) said "bloody Mary" in the mirror 3 times
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Just saw a NBC new York news anchor describe the weather as "soggy and foggy", I need to watch local news more
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Why is "die" not pronounced the same as "kie" in "cookie" And why is "tie" not pronounced the same as "tie" in "sweetie / cutie"
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Wait... Orioles are real? Not just a little made up thing where Selina Meyer (the people's Veep) talked about in her interview with Meet the Press?
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*usual Friday greetings with my usual bartender (reference Paul in my prior tweets)* Paul: "Hey, I needed to kill a bottle of titos, so good luck with this one" Me: "brother, I just sat down, can't I ease into it" Paul: "nah, there's another bottle to kill coming"
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Life gets real, like take a beat and reflect type moment, when the email app joins my social media app rotation
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@rickhoward Unfortunately wasn't blessed with that kind of volume. Also, that would stand out even in the middle of times Square... Not sure I can handle that kind of attention
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Do I get a haircut and further expose my receding hairline, or do I let it grow and look like fuckin Ted Cruz during the pandemic again 😭 tough decisions, why did God curse me like this
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Every nyc influencer loves their corner bodega, but mine is so gentrified and commercialized.. It hurts
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I'm rich, so I do I get one of those "Greek philosopher" jobs where I can sit around, drink wine, and let my wild thoughts out?
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NEW: Fintech startup launches “Buy Now, Pay Maybe” card that randomly covers some purchases.
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I bet on the Dodgers and against the Mets every game, seems to be a winning strategy lol
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My eternal nyc dinner struggle: another slop bowl to complement the the ai slop I did for my job, or Chick-fil-A to honor my family in the south, or pizza (which has now become $1.50/$2.00 per slice instead in my 99c days)
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I bet $5-6 on a variety of sporting events at near 50/50 odds every day. So I'm risking about $100-200 of capital every day. I just do it to feel alive.
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5.5 in codex is so good for non-coding tasks. i keep assuming it won't be able to do something, but a lot of the time i am pleasantly surprised.
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Tripped on the sidewalk yesterday and this was my only thought as I fell
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Why was I in high school, just casually learning about gerrymandering like it was a normal thing? Why tf is this even American civics? Lol
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At my usual bar, and someone comes in who used to be a regular that the bartender knew long ago (obv I'm the fav now), and they were catching up and dude got free drinks. I thought, "why can't that be me one day?" And realized that's literally happened at like 4 bars so far lol
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