Sieed

July 11 Return of the MAX.

inside used to be punishment lmao

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

Ngl a dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you 😂😂

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

No people be getting on my fucking NERVE

Extremely concerning how quickly time moves the older you get.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

When it's already been a long day at work then life hits you with one of these

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

Joe Dante's Small Soldiers (1998) is criminally overlooked. It’s Toy Story’s unhinged sibling: the toys don’t play, they declare war. Brilliant Stan Winston effects, great cast, Tommy Lee Jones and Frank Langella voice work, biting satire and an edgy kids’ thriller. Magical stuff

Having a girl who is confident enough to initiate sex is such an underrated blessing

🎥🚨 TMZ has photos of members of Congress living it up while the chaos back home drags on. From Disney World to Las Vegas, lawmakers on both sides are kicking back as the government stays shut down and federal workers go unpaid. When is enough enough?

Me deciding to risk my job for an extra 2 mins of sleep

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital