Damien

@intellegint I can only hope that everyone in their lives also finds them an absolute punish to be around

@sigglet_ I don’t use that site it’s boring but also that’s where all those types went

The thing I don’t get about bluesky kind of scoldy moral purity people is if you go deep enough into that, isn’t the most moral thing to be (in that framework) is just be dead?

@quiet_homeboy Late

@sigglet_ Ok genius where am I in my cycle right now

Does anyone want a link so they can track my menstrual cycle? Clue has finally delivered on this feature we have all been begging for

@beersmoker93 wow hansome much

r/mildlyinfuriating - My Boyfriend!

@beersmoker93 Probably looks and runs like shit

playing animal crossing on my switch 1 like a loser piece of shit millennial

@beersmoker93 Wait fuck something something your PC and runescape

@sigglet_ see that’s the thing i don’t want to pay $800 for one game

the switch 2 offers a familiar comfort many gamers are nostalgic for: no games

@beersmoker93 bananza is cool too but everything else is already on steam

@quiet_homeboy Oh fuck you dude

@teethfeelweird It's not that unbelievable but phones don't go in shower

@teethfeelweird This can't be real

people who watch shows in the shower are insane

@quiet_homeboy Oh righto, yep

@sigglet_ About how white people be like my dog is California sober

White people be like my dog is California sober

@iPad_Latino It's not nice to speculate but 20k followers and nary a like per post. Something is afoot

This lady thinks I think 50% of women have had more than 10 abortions lol

@poisondogs lmao, it's nice, suck shit

@beersmoker93 I walk 15 mins to get to work, it rules

i dont want to ever leave hobart. i would very much like to be rich here and would even consider being lower middle class here

@quiet_homeboy @bbytengu Caitlin! What on earth

@bbytengu you're a heckin slutterino

I’m a heckin pupperino

@iPad_Latino Well well well!

I’m ready to tell my story….

How it feels to have been a recipient of the fungbunger wife text even after all these years

@quiet_homeboy there doesn't appear to be a huge distance between your head and the ground at the best of times, so it'll probably be fine

@sigglet_ It’s fine. It feels horrible but I won’t faint. I’m built different

Really inconvenient to realise that I’m fainting level hypotensive when I am in the middle of errands. I think I’m immune to fainting though so I should be fine