get the fuck off twitter. i’m warning you…
Ivan@sexgodivan
my cousin called my course selection "vtuber degree" it's so over
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Joel
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@sexgodivan
slurrpppppp shmack slllrurrpp shlupshlupshlup slurrpppp shmack gobble gobble nomnomnom dluuurrppp
Indonesia
if by “take it outside” you mean stig (vape) on the balcony of a beloved autistic friend and by “buddy” you mean me then yeah i think we should
Ivan@sexgodivan
you wanna take this outside buddy?
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i would never order a vodka red bull i would order a strawberry vodka cruiser and a kiss on the cheek (the bartender in this scenario is a large burly man sporting assless chaps)
smart winner@megamindswife
imagine going to the club without a license or a passport he’s unscrolling his birth certificate like a bard presenting a flyer to the barkeep like “yes i’ll have one vodka redbull”
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