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If you vote for Reform on May 7th, Kier Starmer will still be PM on May 8th, except you’ll now have an inept and shit local council too..

@ChatGPTapp Smells like a manual fix

at long last

@remarks How the fuck is this dude walking after that!? Shock maybe?

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@SuellaBraverman Maybe you can explain to those considering voting for you why Farage and Jenrick didn't vote tonight on this?

This evening I voted against the cover-up and for Starmer to give evidence to the Privileges Committee. We lost the vote tonight. But the British people will have their say on May 7th. Vote Reform to Get Starmer Out.

@SuellaBraverman No thanks

@Heccles94 They won't do it because that would mean they'd actually do something useful and not hateful. Putting up those flags is to "mark territory" for gammons against "wrong coloured" people.

Hannah is spot on 🎯

@SportScran @ManUtd Cheese?

Cheese panini at Manchester United @ManUtd 💷 £3.50 ⚽️

@LBC I would have binned it anyways 👍

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@Polymarket I'm not into conspiracy theories but this was a bit too convenient... Dude's main concern in this world is currently the ballroom.

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@EricLDaugh Do you even believe yourself what you are saying any more? This must be some ultimate level trolling...

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just revealed that after he canceled the Pakistan-Iran trip, they SENT HIM A BETTER DEAL Art of the Deal, in motion. "They gave us a paper that should have been better. And INTERESTINGLY, immediately when I canceled it, within 10 MINUTES, we got a new paper that was much better!" "I'll deal with whoever runs the show...but there's no reason to wait 2 days, have people traveling for 16, 17 hours...When they want, they can call me, we have all the cards!" "That whole deal is not complicated: Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon." @RapidResponse47 🔥 The man knows what he's doing.

@X3RO_1 @recogniser115 @GBPolitcs Yeah can't expect you to get it I guess

@recogniser115 @silakka @GBPolitcs bro just let the uk cucks get what they asked for no point in arguing

🚨NEW: Donald Trump says his relationship with Keir Starmer can only be restored if the UK Prime Minister opens up the North Sea and regains control of immigration

@Osint613 I can't believe people in White House are debating over 3rd grade maths... That's what you have sunken to

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@Conservatives When the Conservatives don't even know this is standard procedure...

@GBPolitcs Stop making everything a "thing" jesus fkn christ... This is common practice before King's Speech and nothing to do with PMQs

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer prorogues parliament next week, meaning no PMQs

@LauraLoomer Why do you and Donnie keep calling him Barack Hussein? Just to make him sound more foreign?

Democrats are stealing Virginia, compliments of Barack Hussein. Virginia is about to become uninhabitable.

@Cernovich Welcome to the Brexit feelings

51% of voters can take away 100% of the rights of 49% of the voters. Democracy.

Claude Code removed from Pro plan. What fresh hell is this?

Every Tuesday is a Taco Tuesday in Trumpland

@WhiteHouse Oh I almost forgot its Taco Tuesday. Thanks for reminding me

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