mar a lago delenda est 🌻

@MrsJetTila @jettila Well now I feel like more of a real baker!

@silea @BesseyMelanie @jettila Been there. Done that.

Made the mint brownies from @jettila @MrsJetTila ‘s book. Very good. Trying to come up with a non-chocolate version though. Maybe blondie, orange cream, and white ganache?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but catching COVID now will not necessarily protect you from getting COVID in the future.

It costs just $44 billion to algorithmically suppress stories like this latimes.com/business/story…

You would think after 2+years I would be used to all this. But at height of pandemic I still can't accept that major decisions on public health are being made on commercial/business/political basis and not by health/science experts. And why does the public readily accept this?

@MrsJetTila @BesseyMelanie @jettila Yes! Though I recommend not dropping a container of blueberries on the top while the ganache is setting.

@BesseyMelanie @silea @jettila Yes!

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

You say this like it's a decision we made. Like there wasn't an open internet that Google and Facebook spent most of the last decade razing to the ground so we'd all move to their closed ecosystems.

“COVID is over. Take off your mask sweetie so I can see that beautiful smile” Her eyes sparkled as she pulled down her mask. Where her mouth should have been gaped a swirling black abyss, tentacles writhing, clasping the man’s neck, dragging him into the ether of eternity.

self-driving tweets

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: ow.ly/PAi450IRKV0

@CoinCornerMolly @WatcherGuru

BREAKING: The official Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram account has been hacked and millions worth of NFTs have reportedly been stolen.

@RaptorBricks Thank you.

@lasithmfernando We could try not giving them the benefit of the doubt either.

@silea @SilencieuseT @TheRaDR Probably as much as the racist, warmongers still get no?

@RidiculousCrime Tell it anyway. Exaggerate. Embroider. Take liberties.

@silea if only that story were real, because oh what a story we could tell!

cc @RidiculousCrime

🚨Anyone who eats food needs to read the thread, take their action step, then send UFW some money

@sblackmoore He’ll unban TFG day one.