Martin Vallis

@CAFCofficial Not sure that’s ethical?

Meet the hawk helping us keep The Valley bird-free 🦅 Working in partnership with Go-Pest and Ethical Pest Solutions, we’re keeping the stadium clear of unwanted visitors in a safe, natural and ethical way 🤝 #cafc

@KentCricket Unbelievably pathetic.

All out. Northants enfore the follow on. 🎥 LIVE Match Centre: bit.ly/3OgRzCH

@KentCricket @BBCKentSport Same old same old, Hollioke is Matt Walker in disguise.

🗣️ Adam Hollioake speaks to @BBCKentSport after Day Two vs. Northamptonshire

@CAFCofficial And no doubt the usual dumb questions in the post match interview!

Defeat in SE7 ⏹️ #cafc

@flud_j @CAFCofficial The only chance is if we get a penalty and that’s not a guarantee?

@CAFCofficial Why on earth can’t this team score more than 1 goal ffs

90+1 Seven minutes added... Keep pushing, lads! 🔴 1-2 🟡 | #cafc

@CAFCofficial How predictable!!!

65' Goal Preston. Potts rounds off a quick counter-attack. 🔴 1-2 🟡 | #cafc

@RichSCawley How F ing predictable!!!!

1-2 #cafc. Potts puts Preston ahead.

@KentCricket Predictably, we’ve already lost a wicket. What a surprise!

Tea on Day Two. 🎥 LIVE Match Centre: bit.ly/3OgRzCH

@CAFCofficial So, we’ve scored our one goal, would it be unfair of me to say, no chance of a second, other than for Preston?

All-square at the midway point ⏸️ #cafc

@RichSCawley Seems to be all Preston at the moment, is that a fair assessment (

Chambers tucking into midfield when #cafc are in possession and he's produced two quality passes to release Campbell.

@KentCricket Seems like it’s last season already, ineffective bowling, allowing teams to post daunting targets that puts pressure on our batsmen to perform and which they largely failed to do last season!

Jas Singh takes our first wicket during the second session ☕ 🎥 LIVE Match Centre: bit.ly/3OgRzCH

@CAFCofficial Great goal. Thought Danny a really good player and surprised he wasn’t with us longer?

An unstoppable diving header ⚡️ Danny Hollands netted our fifth in an emphatic 5-2 win over Preston North End at The Valley in 2011 ⏪ #cafc

@RichSCawley Any idea why Coady hasn’t been in the last 3 games?

Two changes for #cafc as Coady and Campbell in for Coventry and Kelman. No Fullah or Kaminski in the squad. Berry and Brooks on the bench.

@CAFCofficial That’s it then, we’ve scored our one goal, we can never score two.

55' Goal for Bristol City. Twine's free-kick squirms in via Mannion. 🔴 1-2 ⚫️ | #cafc

@RichSCawley Wow, what’s the chances of us scoring two goals in a game since, I can’t remember when?

@sillavnitram Against Southampton in November.

Lyndon Dykes with the finish, low into the bottom left corner of the net. Neat one-two with Charlie Kelman on the right of the box. #cafc

@NASAArmstrong @NASA Great abstract

Happy St. Patrick's Day! ☘️ Shock wave imaging is just one of the techniques NASA's SCHAMROQ project is using to help us prepare for future phases of our Quesst mission! For more info visit: go.nasa.gov/3PcW69o

@CAFCWomen Why have blaring music over it, surely much better to hear the players and Karen?

👏A big thank you to all the fans who came to The Valley today to see that win. We could not have done it without your support. Up the Addicks! 🙌 #cafc

@CAFCofficial Seig Heil, anyone;)?

Wishing a very safe journey to all you Addicks who are backing us in today's sold out away end at the Kassam Stadium 🫡 We'll see you there! ❤️ #cafc

@Gabriele_Corno Fucking AI

There is something about horses that is good for humans.