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finals season so you know what that means……. PROCRASTINATE BY WATCHING 500 MOVIES!!!!!!!!

@vampdyke1 aw i hope after some time she forgets and its easier to work w her dont worry tattoo artists dayman khol2ohom daya2

@vampdyke1 what happened 😭

@miffyleaks its okay i turned it down and she didnt make a fuss🙏🏼

@sillycoolguy my worst nightmare i’m so sorry

Worst thing to ask when im inviting u to my bday hangout

@kuchipatrick youre not alone i left a party at 6 yesterday bc my mom was blowing up my phone too much

@sh8sui @Iesbanism WAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i only remember to tweet when im going through some bullshit but life is so beautiful and abundant . The flowers are blooming and im getting fat and happy as fuck

@Iesbanism mind u that man had us banned from my fav restaurant before bc he picked a fight with the waiter NO I DONT WANT HIM AT MY BDAY..

@futchfabray i need to rant abt this hold on let me. dm you

@sillycoolguy ……..

Putting on the sex and the city 2 movie

Damn they couldnt draw a flower

bad high on my bday it only gets better from here .

smoked the weed that makes you scared

@futchfabray dont remind me of the heartache when i found out💔💔💔💔

paper girls will always be the one show that’s cancellation wrecked me in unimaginable ways. WE STILL TALL ABOUT YOU. fuck. it was perfect.

tony is so kind 💜

@lottieakgae OMG im also in the middle of community but the sunny itch is taking over so im multitasking

@sillycoolguy I should do this…but I’m rewatching community

its always sunny rewatch starts NOW

Questioning my limited lens of judging peoples sexual preferences based on their appearance and him taking offense to being called a bottom.. is it bc its seen as inherently feminine and degrading? And why do i feel comfortable stereotyping? Much to think about.

when the biggest twink youve ever seen turns out to be a top its truly subversive…. called this guy a bottom today and he was genuinely so offended and upset with me since hes a fulltime top but looks like a syrian troye sivan.. So thorry …

@vampdyke1 That’s your future wife bro