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@ScottPresler @SeanALarabee @GracesLiberty Congratulations!!! 🇺🇸🎉🎆

@GracesLiberty Thank you. Thanks to Republicans in Beaver County, I did win.

If @ScottPresler lost today because he was too focused on the whole country and not enough on his own district, then I guess I get it. And I’m sorry. But Scott, you are the true meaning of someone who does this for the sake of his country. You are appreciated, man. Always.

@NoDMsPerfavore A broke down Ford Pinto, ready to explode if rear-ended.

If Kamala Harris were a car, what kind of car would she be?

@gioco1978 @mattrife Rude. Anyone can memorize an hour’s worth of material and say it over and over again. Crowd work is spontaneous and funny.

@mattrife Crowd work is the laziest form of comedy. Go write a joke.

Remember, when losers don’t like you, you’re doing the right thing 🥰 Let those stupid, fat, ugly, cunts enjoy the show 👅

@jackunheard Came out of college in 1994 without any fucks. Didn’t care until I went to see Trump in Golden, Colorado in 2015 and couldn’t get into the venue because it was packed. That’s when I woke up. Independent MAGA 🇺🇸

Shoutout all the people who went to college and still came out a Conservative. Warriors.

@Ravenismeee Yep.

If someone handed you $500 and said it was because you’re ugly, are you taking it?

@MJTruthUltra Pat.

We get to find out the sex during our next baby visit… Wifey thinks it’s a girl. I know it’s a boy. Name suggestions?

@KevOnStage Yes. Gen X Accountant. Use it every day 🖨️

Help me settle a debate. Do you have a printer in your home RIGHT NOW and what generation are you?

@spencerpratt I was working my ass off and raising my kids while The Hills was airing. I couldn’t afford cable back then. Should I watch it now?

@spencerpratt YES!!!

Obviously I’m not leaving LA…I’m about to be Mayor.

🚨 BOOM! Democrats are in utter SHOCK after learning how easily and quickly President Trump fixed and beautified the DILAPIDATED fountains at Meridian Hill Park in DC Once filled with homeless camps and overgrown, they've been cleaned up, cleaned out and the water is RUNNING! 🇺🇸 The builder-in-chief can just do things. Democrats revel in filth. MAGA revels in beauty. h/t @theblaze

@ClifLewis3 YES. And FYF @ClifLewis3 . You look very handsome and impressive in a suit. I’d vote for you! 🥰

Should I run for a Missouri House of Representatives seat?

@techshotgun @ClifLewis3 @ttinc_brokerage FYF, he looks good in a suit!!!

@ClifLewis3 @ttinc_brokerage People vote for suits and clean faces. Sadly.

@ClifLewis3 @ttinc_brokerage Disagree. You are so handsome. Wear the suit, get a beard trim, FYF and keep the hat. Love you! 😘

@ttinc_brokerage I actually wouldn’t wear a suit period. I would run as myself, was getting fitted for upcoming event next month.

@ThrillaRilla369 I don’t even know…The Shore?

Without naming the state where you were born, what is that state famous for? I’ll go first: Potholes and Amish people

@ThrillaRilla369 Merlin Bird ID…I highly recommend this app for bird lovers and hermits (like me)! 😂🕊️

I’ve officially hit the stage in life where a quiet porch, a gentle breeze, and watching birds feels better than being surrounded by a crowd on a Saturday night.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @BlondeOfWar As a teen taking my test in 1987, the man testing me taught me about pulling into the intersection and I’ve done it ever since. But as a former motorcycle rider, I was taught to ride my ride, so I’m not going to honk at someone in front of me who is uncomfortable with that.

This man finds it extremely aggravating when you are in a left hand turn lane and the car in front stops at the white line. He says you pull into the middle of the intersection and take control of the intersection and wait there. If oncoming traffic doesn’t let up, you turn as the light is about to turn red and oncoming traffic stops. Many said that defensive driving classes tell you to stay behind the white line until you can make a turn and have a safe exit and this causes accidents. He says that any CDL class will tell you to take control of the intersection and pull up to the middle of it, that way everyone isn’t waiting three rotations to get through the light. What do you do? How do you drive? Do you stay behind the white line or do you pull into the intersection?

My Sunday evening thought…

@lizzkelly7 That’s what happens in the Nigeria accounting department.

I went out with a guy from accounting for coffee. It was a casual first date. I ordered a standard latte, and he got a drip coffee. He insisted on paying, saying, "I got this, don't worry about it." It was $4.50 total. The next morning, I woke up to an email notification. He had sent me an Excel spreadsheet titled Date_Expenses_Itemized.xlsx. He had broken down the cost of my latte, added a 15% tip calculation, and factored in a prorated amount for the wear and tear on his vehicle for the 1.2 miles he drove to meet me. The grand total he requested via Venmo was $3.82. The Exit: I didn't reply to the email. I Venmoed him exactly $5.00 with the caption: "Keep the change, invest it in a therapist." Then I blocked him on everything.

Here’s a group photo of everyone who has been lifted out of poverty by Democrat policies.

When Elon Musk DESTROYED Don Lemon on the history of slavery