Simba Mundembe

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Face iyi yawandirwa 🙌

@simblex_x @Clibert5 Jameson has 4 things to help you distinguish the latter from the former.. But for today's purposes imbotarisa pakanzi product of Ireland apo kuti pakaisirwa papi.. NB: the jameson on the right is from the official jameson page

@BellzNash98 @Clibert5 Hmmm thanks so much👏🏾🙌🏾

Ndiyo Jameson yanga ichirehwa na Masawi

@BellzNash98 @Clibert5 How do you see that it’s original?🤲🏾

@Clibert5 Yeah unfortunately this one is not original💔

I once made a promise to my grandmother and all she said was: “Hakuna zuva risingasvike.” I still think about it.

Never quit your job because of bullies, eye for an eye... bullies are weak

They let everybody smash but they wanna start a family with you? 😂

Remove your graduation dates from your resume. You’ll thank me later.

Every time Brentford is playing at home the camera brings up that mf watching the game at the balcony😂😂😂

@zeraenergy @official_MOEPD @mazeti1 @InfoMinZW @HeraldZimbabwe @newswireZW @ZBCNewsonline @BusinessTimesZW @ChronicleZim @ManicaPostZim @DailyNewsZim @powerfmzimbabwe @capitalkfm @ZiFMStereo @Bulawayo24News @263Chat @3KtvZim @ZTNPrime E20 is criminal.

ZERA Notice: Fuel Prices effective 17 April 2026 @official_MOEPD @mazeti1 @InfoMinZW @HeraldZimbabwe @newswireZW @ZBCNewsonline @BusinessTimesZW @ChronicleZim @ManicaPostZim @DailyNewsZim @powerfmzimbabwe @capitalkfm @ZiFMStereo @Bulawayo24News @263Chat @3KtvZim @ZTNPrime

Corporate Hack 102: Listen to the tea, but never pour it.

In my early 30s and no baby mama drama Discipline!!!

Iran has forced Israel to accept a ceasefire in Lebanon. That’s the bottom line here. It hasn’t been able to force Israel to accept any ceasefire in Lebanon before. Proof that this war has made Iran significantly stronger.

In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.

As a white South African born in the same year as @elonmusk , but never left, I can assure you that his thinking is still deeply stuck in Apartheid. He is a disgrace to South Africa.

It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️

No “let’s all laugh at Madrid 😂” post?? Or you only do that for Barca you obsessed dog?

Gotta stop flirting with single mums, I owe 6 kids bicycles

I really think you have entirely lost your left brain: a typical spoiled brat and direct beneficiary of Apartheid whiteness. I know black people look the same to you, typical racist. Look closer, and you will realise those are two different people. America is exposing us to its stupidity. I don't care about your sanctions; I will never stop fighting for black people to be equal to white people, and if that makes me an international criminal, I am proud to be one.