Simbob

I’m back LOL

I honestly forgot how funny this app is

Turtle Bay bottomless brunch in Notts was such a waste of time, imagine being there for 40 mins and only having 1 drink 🤡 @Turtlebayuk

I get so gassed when hosts on Airbnb leave me a review 🤣

I need someone to choose what nails I get every month because I cba

@rosey23_ Surprised you haven’t made one yet

@rosey23_ Whatever that means x

@rosey23_ Move next to the Thames

people know exactly wtf they’re doing so don’t let shit slide

.@diljitdosanjh got Sahara shining Catch all the Weekend 1 action on the @youtube Coachella live stream at yt.be/coachella

Nothing will humble me more than putting on a suit that used to fit me a year ago & now I can’t breathe in it

@manveer_29 Special occasions only xx

Think I need to retire from drinking 🫠

@CameronUppal1 We both know you’re not going to though 🤣

@simbobzz Same

@ohfxbulous Hello rizz queen

Actually forgot Twitter existed 🤣

@rosey23_ So wild

Everyone PLEASE donate ❤️

@rosey23_ Dfkm LOOOL