Simon George

Why did they stop making cartoons like this 😭

Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

Imagine lumping all of Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam together as ‘Indochina’. That’s like glancing at a map of Europe and going “Fuck it, let’s call it ‘Amerussia’”

Private Eye acknowledges the genius of our political commentariat.

@SouthCoastRed I have literally no idea so I’m going to say it happened on a Wednesday

@simgeo35 When did the seating in front of the newly built North Stand disappear..?

High press and 3 goal beautiful to behold #STFC

Lads, if someone is that intent on drinking sunbed cleaner, then they’ve gone WAY past the point where you can reason with them

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

“Alexa find me an example of a football hit with the unforgiving force of a thousand suns.” “Your search returned Cyrille Regis vs Norwich 44 years ago today.” “Outstanding work, Alexa. That will be all.”

American GIs in Italy 1943: “These Espressos are real swell, Giuseppe, but hey, you know what would be even better? Water them down and name them after us!

It’s now 40 years since this quite brilliant episode of Yes, Prime Minister was broadcast but somehow it still seems remarkably appropriate after all this time! One of the best comedy series ever and superbly acted.

@RevRichardColes Not quite as dim as traditionally believed either. He was multilingual, a musician and kept an insightful diary. Just very much not up to the times he lived in and his health conditions exacerbated that

Written a new West End play - WARthog A small farmer boy falls in love with a warthog. Some other stuff happens, then WORLD WAR I

Sly Stone and Brian Wilson - two musical visionaries gone in the same week. Far ahead of their time and the archetypes of troubled genius

Made my periodic visit to KFC for a Bland Poultrycide Bucket for One, fried in 11 secret dusts and atoms, with a pot of boiling Brown Cornflour Mystery to dip it in. Why do I do this?

Could a better combination of Facebook reels appear side by side?

@FakeShowbizNews Ooooh it’s a tragedy

Emilia Clarke to play girl who is taken to the reservoir in movie version of classic Pulp track ‘Joyriders’

Note to Trump - No Cadaver Synods!

I don’t care what Andy Warhol’s says, I don’t believe that exploding plastic is inevitable

Fucking disgusting from a Labour government