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#TheTraitorsUK needs to get rid of the secret relationships. It's possible they have just been unlucky this season but I've never seen it add much.

@ATRightMovies The Last Boyscout

I don't think I was ready for Celebrity Weakest Link. Once you hit the final you are conditioned to think "At least these two aren't sub-normal intelligence" when in fact neither of them could outwit a shoe rack.

Things I have learned today: celebrities should not be allowed above 8ft #CelebrityTraitors

With the news that Claudia and Tess are leaving #Strictly is there any chance that 75% of Motsi's volume could resign too? Is she aware she is mic-ed up?

My favourite thing about Celebrity #TheTraitors is that when they are on mission the celebrities dress appropriately not like they are on a fucking weird catwalk.

#BBCNewscast's not covering itself in glory tonight. Argumentative and silly interview with Yvette Cooper.

@NoContextBrits That would be a snicket

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@ATRightMovies Let's not be silly now. It's Heath.

Who is your favourite big screen version of Batman's greatest villain, the JOKER?

@analystbarbie A friend told me that the original Wikipedia entry for the Ship of Theseus problem has been so edited over the years that not a single word of the original entry remains.

I like how the @primevideouk app is the buggiest of all the apps I have on my Fire stick. Introduced ads, increased the price and made a more terrible app. Well played Amazon. Well played.

@howkim I love that bearded cabbage patch kid. He even pretends to laugh badly.

JD Vance is having the best time. 😂😂😂 #Trump #JDVance #Pocahontas

Imagine being such an utter moron that you advertise that you can't recognise an actual laugh.

@DrScottArthurMP @jenzojenzo1 @IsabelPat1886 @EducationNotTax If you are so keen on an evidence-based approach why don't you supply some evidence? What is the number if 25% is so wrong? Or do we just bury our heads in the sand until some kindly soul brings some evidence that achieve your exacting standards.

@jenzojenzo1 @IsabelPat1886 @EducationNotTax It's nowhere near 25%. As I said yesterday, it's easier to improve this policy if we take an evidence based approach.

"tens of thousands ... I do not think anybody really thinks that is going to happen" Dr Scott Arthur MP (Lab) Er.... I know a government department that thinks exactly that... File under "hasn't read the brief, doesn't care" @DrScottArthurMP @EducationNotTax

@SecondSightFilm Any chance you can find Twentyfourseven? It's so sad we can only see it on DVD.

DEAD MAN'S SHOES update! For the past year we've been trying to source material for a new 4K restoration. We've explored all avenues, with the kind help of the producers, but unfortunately the elements could not be found. We are however currently working on a Blu-ray release.

Lol

@eurogamer @digitalfoundry Hellblade 2 but the other two are games - so they've got that going for them.

Indiana Jones, Hellblade 2 and Star Wars Outlaws battle it out for @digitalfoundry's 'best graphics of 2024' accolade - but which one takes the top slot? eurogamer.net/digitalfoundry…

@Tesco have you changed your card reader software/hardware? Google Pay works consistently everywhere for me except in Tesco.

Gangs of New York is a terrible film.

Good response from John Swinney there.