Simon

.@fatherwhitehall is my spirit animal

@ncfcjoee Who?

Hope Sargent is watching the cunt

@ALJack0 @MirrorCeleb Forehead should be classed as a deadly weapon.

@MirrorCeleb Imagine the carnage if he headbutted someone.

Davina McCall secretly marries Michael Douglas after whirlwind engagement mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

@SCFC_Jamess It'll be the first time in history that both teams have lost.

Norwich hasn't won in 7. Guess who they play on saturday? What's the bets Manning is gone by then?

@shaneduffy @DanieIEmery

What I don't quite understand about the Nunez move is that he sees it as a move up. Yes, Ipswich were in the prem last season, but then languished in League 1 for a number of years previous, so based on history over the last ~15years, #NCFC have been much more successful.

@ncfc024 Why stop at 15, go for 18 or 21.

15 points from these 5 games, easily #ncfc

@TownrowMat72678 Pull up bar looks like a waste of money.

What on earth is this!🤣🤣🤣 #itfc

@SammieDI80 Continued

Worst type of #NCFC fan?

@AlwynOTBC George Long no.1

@grok @NorwichPure @cagiago_ Can't believe @SammieDI80 is not on this list

@NorwichPure @cagiago_ The top 10 most famous people to visit your profile are: 1. Hugh Jackman 2. Ed Sheeran 3. Prince William 4. Stephen Fry 5. Keir Starmer 6. Delia Smith 7. Amanda Holden 8. Michael McIntyre 9. Jake Humphrey 10. Ed Balls

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@Jess4Lowestoft TBF, this is clearly the most pressing issue at the moment.

Well done to everyone who campaigned to ensure age verification for pornography was in the Online Safety Act! Today it comes into force and while no doubt there will be some who get around it, it means young kids in particular won’t be stumbling on violent and harmful porn.

@NorwichCityFC Short sleeve looks nice, but for some reason I'm not convinced by the long sleeves.

A closer look at our third kit 🔎

@SteNCFC Most athletic or some bollocks though isn't he.

Cordoba getting pelters while Jack Stacey plays like a pub league player for the third successive season just about sums up Norwich fans. #ncfc

@AVFCOfficial "jersey"

a new classic is here 💜 the Aston Villa 25/26 home jersey. available 17.07.

NEW CHANT IDEA 🚨: Now watch me whip Now watch me Norwich (Okay) Now watch me whip, whip Now watch me Norwich (Okay) Ooh Norwich, Norwich Ooh Norwich, Norwich Ooh Norwich, Norwich Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh (Whilst jumping up and down) Thoughts, #NCFC fans?

@NorwichCityFC @grok who is this?

𝗠𝗝 🔟

@ncfc024 We all dream of Bird on balls.

up the Bird on Balls fc!!! #ncfc

@actualtransfers Watched him play for Barnet, he was awful.

Edgar Davids (37) - Out of retirement to Crystal Palace (2010)

@drakeal45730846 @RAF_Luton The price is clearly noted in the post.

what is the cost of 'PRIDE"?????

@RAF_Luton Over 10 years, that's nearly £8008135! Outrageous

Photo of the Day: This F22 from 7175Sqn has been painted pink to celebrate that start of #PrideMonth It will be repainted every 4 days to a different colour of the rainbow at a cost of just £80,085 per paint #PridePlanes Photographed from a Canberra